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WELLLL !!!!!!!!!!!! What happened on your Pauly ride?? Did ya win? from what I heard Paul had a hard time keeping up with you in the dunes you broke him in on his B-day.. ok lets here it here so we can set the RECORD straight :eatdrink021: speak up.. Capt

I am a little Baller...but count me in looking forward to this weekend already!!! Capt

I would abandon ship and take my chances. I always worried about doin that so I am real carefull Capt

Me 2 Nick lol dont get so hurt over it :eatdrink021: someone said it was a girl I said nnahhh thats a dude with chest muscles :eatdrink021: j/k ok i will get over it hahaha good times Capt

No .. no damage here....I told them go ahead and scratch whatever if its needed (I have touch up paint). I would have been willing to dent or break something if it means a difference between life and death (it can always be fixed or replaced IMO) Like I said .. glad he si ok. Capt

Yeah I just finished with the hauler. I hate the wind, it hinders my drinking and my socializing !! My sinus's get effed up and my eyes get really irritated from it . Sorry Pauly I wasnt outside most of the time for your drunkin stuper lol. All in all a great weekend. great rides, fun races(even in the car). was racing a guy at comp in my car and when we took off I actually won.......lol he broke his tranny but a win is a win.. tranny's side bearing started leaking a little but was able to drive it anyway. Supprising there was a lot of trailers out there this weekend. Cleanup was fun (like usual) camp was fun (thanks Pete and AHHHHHNNA ) for letting us in the super secret camp spot(j/k). Happy B-Day Pauly. Cant wait for Easter now (going out again) .... watchout Bob here I come lol Capt

ahhaha OK NICK IS FORGIVEN!! Capt busy f'n beaver you are!! lol

Fugger Nick lol fix mine now...ahahhah do you know how long it takes me to type all that Capt

Nothing needed .. just well wishes to your friend...I just hope if I ever get hurt out there people will do what is needed (even if it means breaking or scratching something of theres). glad he is going to be ok. I was told that after the wreck he couldnt feel anything but when I was up there I heard him groaning when they moved him on the board. Glad he didnt break his back( had a friend do that 1 1/2 months ago) glad quad is fixable. Ccouple ribs? ahhh nothing but a scratch compared to what coulda been...your friend is very lucky and I was glad to beable to help. Capt

hahahha look who's talkin Capt

http://www.hutton-web-design.co.uk/tanker.html funny to listen too Capt

probably leave town around 3ish on fri Ill call you monday sometime Capt

Pete I need to see you this week or fri night i guess...I have a couple things I bought to donate to ...the cause. Let me know if you want or you want me to give them to you fri night.. Capt

you fired your gardner?? I thought that was right next to imposible..........He speaks ENGLISH!!?? hahah your fired and he just stands and shakes his head yes ... yess. bueno its all good and he shows up 3 days later with flowers for your walkway Capt hhaha Pinned....shiat...whatever lol

Np you can pick it up anytime on fri. Its been to dumont many times I think it will be ok(it wont cry as long as you talk to it while it goes down the bumpy road...kinda sensitive in that area ) not a problem Nick Call me monday or whenever Capt

for those that missed it http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/..... get r done Cheese style Yes Bob blew out my H I D glass on my light with a huge rock and gave my bro-inlaw a bruise the size of a silver dollar on his arm CAPt

hey Nick..hit me up on monday and I have a trailer at the shop you should beable to use. 2 5/16 ball and I have some ramps I made for it. I'll be on the road again tomorrow I have to take the rail back in..blew the friggin bearing out again on my day run today . Capt

hahaha funny thing is that he wasnt even in the car Capt

mine is auto...it can be turned on and off through the steering wheel if it hasnt changed Capt

Bragger lol :chev_bowtie: congrats Bob hahaha Is that GLAMIS HP? :fro_smokin: Capt

I would suggest Daaaan also and Pure Evil Racing Capt

just rims and tires or are you going to get a lift and programmer? My brother did mine and others I know....he does great work...let me know if ya need his # Capt

I have some extra cones and some metal stakes with caution tape on them already :assrock: you can use if needed Capt

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are >> things people actually said in court, word for word, Taken down and now >> published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while >> these exchanges were actually taking place. >> >> ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? >> WITNESS: No, I just lie there. >> __________________________________________________ __________________ >> ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? >> WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. >> __________ ____________________________ >> ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all ? >> WITNESS: Yes. >> ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? >> WITNESS: I forget. >> ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you >> forgot? >> _____________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that >> morning? >> WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" >> ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? >> WITNESS: My name is Susan! >> ______________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in >> voodoo? >> WITNESS: We both do. >> ATTORNEY: Voodoo? >> WITNESS: We do. >> ATTORNEY: You do? >> WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. >> >> _____________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his >> sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? >> WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? >> ____________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? >> WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one. >> ________________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? >> WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? >> ______________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? >> WITNESS: Yes. >> ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? >> WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid! >> ____ __________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? >> WITNESS: ; Yes. >> ATTORNEY: How many were boys? >> WITNESS: None. >> ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? >> WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honour, I think I need a different >> attorney. Can I get a new attorney? >> ______________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? >> WITNESS: By death. >> ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? >> WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? >> ______________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? >> WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard >> ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? >> WITNESS: Guess. >> _____________________________ ________ >> ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition >> notice which I sent t o your attorney? >> WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. >> ______________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead >> people? >> WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you >> like to rephrase that? >> ______________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go >> to? >> WITNESS: Oral. >> ______________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? >> WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. >> ATTORNEY: And M r. Denton was dead at the time? >> WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing >> an autopsy on him! >> ____________________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? >> WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question? >> ______________________________________ >> And the best for last: >> ______________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a >> pulse? >> WITNESS: No. >> ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? >> WITNESS: No. >> ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? >> WITNESS: No. >> ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you >> began the autopsy? >> WITNESS: &n bsp; No. >> ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? >> WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. >> ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, >> nevertheless? >> WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and >> practicing law. Capt

Official DDR surfing at the river http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/119078/ Capt