desertskyz

Last night I thought it would be a good idea to give the Grand Puppy aka Princess B*tch, a lesson in “Playing in the Sprinklers 101”. She mastered it quit quickly. Well this morning she wanted in and out, in and out. So I just left the sliding door open. Guess what happened, yep that’s right the sprinklers came on. I was in getting ready for work and I could hear all this ruckus out in the living room, so I went to investigate. The Princess B*tch decided to practice her “Playing in the Sprinklers 101” skills with the combination of running through the house and up on the couch. You know, just a few hot laps :mic: around the backyard, in said sprinklers ( that were still on), through the kitchen, into the living room and on the couch. Agghhhhh! Well need less to say, my floors and couch are a mess. Thank God I have tile and my couch is microswade, so it is easy to clean. Anyway, I kicked the little demon outside with the other dogs and left for work. Man, if my daughter knew her little darling was outside with the common dogs, she would just be beside herself. And maybe I wouldn’t be allowed to puppy sit anymore.

daaaa Ya think

Yep you read about this stuff all the time. Moms gone Mad. They like to blame it on PPD Post Partum Depression. Just hang the b*tch. and move on to the next pshyco.

what on earth are you doing up at 4:30 in the morning planning parties for. Stay in bed you'll think more clearly later.

I saw a truck rollin' into town today while on my way home from work. Nothing speical just plain white. No stickers, nothing. I gave him and went on my way. Well it was more of a but who the heck cares.

I can't even use my Swamp cooler for the house right now. But it works good for the dogs in the garage. But the Grand Puppy will not go through the dog door. Bone head Princess B*tch. It is a girl dog.

I'll keep trying

Then tell me what buttons to hit and ones not to. I still can't get stage 29 right

Is that your roll play outfit Hummmmmmm. Where are your whips and chains

From what I understand, they have to blade it first to make it more level and even, then roll it, and then maybe, just maybe they will put some sort of tack oil on top of that.

Quit your :worthless_without_pics: and :worthless_without_pics: your the 1 that started this :worthless_without_pics: thread so now that is you wanna about it. be and do the

I didn't party in High School. I stayed home and did my home work so when I grew up I could work for the School District, because I loved school sooooooooo. effn much.

Good idea! They are kinda of a game to be played with. Since I'm "not" much of a taco person. Why buy the pig when all you need is alittle sausage.

Thats it I quit. Stage 29 is I'll find something else to take up my time and piss me off. :freakin_nuts:

Hummm........... Should this be move to Stroller Talk. :poop_hittin_the_fan: :fro: That is funny

^ ^ ^ ^ I can't see those images on this stupid PC. I have to wait til i get home a view them on my Mac.

It helps to play with someone. They sometimes see things or way you don't.

I have done my share of bashing of men but, I really, really like them. :fro: Because I don't have to live with one I guess. But, I will always be the first to say, "Boys are Stupid, throw Rocks at Them." :poop_hittin_the_fan:

Well I have spent most of the weekend playing that :poop_hittin_the_fan: game, I'm at level 29 . Someone please help me I can't stop. Thanks Jason :fro:

1. Men have penises Men Aren't Better Than Women. Because that was the right sized place to put your brain.

I :porn: we have all , but has cuase he has 40 for the day. Well It time for my :porn: class then maybe some :smoker: :swim:

What do you call a basement full of men? A whine cellar Buggychick

:porn: your me. :porn: he has lost his .

Scored some Bada$$ wood in Boulder. The Parks and Rec. Dept. cuts down trees that are dying and takes them over to this parking lot behind the pool, drops it off for people to have. Lucky for me I drive by there everyday so I now have a little over a cored of unsplit wood in my backyard. :freakin_nuts: I am so set for winter and the dunes. I knew I took this job for some reason.

whose . :freakin_nuts: Translate that