desertskyz

Your killing me Look and the bright side. When dress up like a girl on Holloween you'll look nautural.

I am sooo sorry for your lose. I love the picture. I wish I would have known him! This make me cry! I'll bet he had a gentle spirit.

For Gwnds Sakes look at your Avatar. Yeah I'll bet you do. Your kinda hot yourself.

It really wasn't about safe or not, God knows we weren't safe. But are we now?, with 100 mph cars and hill shooters, and TURBOS! Really! I was all about accountability. You F'ed up you got your arce whooped! and learned and then did it again, More careful the next time. And you respected people and had had manners. Then! Can I borrow an egg, I'm making cookies for the kids. Now, Can I borrow your Lawyer, I'm suing Becky cause my kid slip and fell over her hose, " That she should have had rolled up according to our HOA, And it hurt his arm.

Now Now Boyz! There is nothing wrong with Paris that a Bullet wouldn't fix. Hunting accident style of course.

Did you notice how she grabs her purse at the end. Kinda like "Give me that, my snacks are in it, Oh and my bottle of JD". How do you roll a car going that slow. That was pretty funny

You just replied to your own post. :ahhhhh: It's ok I do it sometimes myself.

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This may need to be moved to Joke of the Day. Black and White TV? (Under age 40? You might not understand.) You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, "Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet." My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in icepack coolers, but I can't remember getting e.coli . Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then. The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system. We all took gym, not PE.. and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now. Flunking gym was not an option... even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym. Speaking of school, we all said prayers and sang the national anthem, and staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention. We must have had horribly damaged psyches. What an archaic health system we had then. Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything. I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself. I just can't recall how bored we were without computers, Play Station, Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital TV cable stations. Oh yeah... and where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed! We played 'king of the hill' on piles of gravel left on vacant construction sites, and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out the 48-cent bottle of Mercurochrome (kids liked it better because it didn't sting like iodine did) and then we got our butt spanked. Now it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $49 bottle of antibiotics, and then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat. We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either because if we did, we got our butt spanked there and then we got butt spanked again when we got home. I recall Donny Reynolds from next door coming over and doing his tricks on the front stoop, just before he fell off. Little did his Mom know that she could have owned our house. Instead, she picked him up and swatted him for being such a goof. It was a neighborhood run amuck. To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family. How could we possibly have known that? We needed to get into group therapy and anger management classes? We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills, that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac! And there was no Tree Hugger, just Hippies. How did we ever survive?

How come Asparagus make your pee smell funny If you ate the fur off an Artichoke will it hurt you? Even if they are baby Artichokes.

I hope this works. Did anyone notice the red "girl" toolbox on the left. Check out the sticker. I tried to blow it up and post it. butttttttt.... My puter is being a butt. Thanks Brad you little sh*t. Good peeps here you should hang out and learn some stuff. So there is your Meet and Greet. BTW The Nuts are Free

I'm workin' on it. My browser just shut down on me. I'll fix it now

It's Baaccccckkkkk! BTW Did anyone notice this

It's Baaccccckkkkk! BTW Did anyone notice this

Someone didn't do the math on this one. Come guys try it again, only this time use COUNTER WEIGHTS" :freakin_nuts:

It is kinda of cool to look up the street and see the Suburban, Pre- Runner, and Race Truck all parked side by side with all the same paint. :freakin_nuts:

I'll ask when I get home tonight. And hit the kid up for a cool paint job in my golfcart. Really nice kid. Fo Sho

I am tired of guessing who's it is. IT'S MINE DAMN IT! possession is 9/10 of the law. Anyone wanna be co-driver :freakin_nuts: :freakin_nuts:

Well if it is Eric's truck I hope he doesn't mind that I splashed it all over the internet. It does have Lightforce on the headlights. I like the skulls that are backlit. Sort of like a negative. :freakin_nuts:

Maybe she'll learn to make Designer Ponachos like Martha did OH! or Learn to Knit DDR shirts as good as Pete does.

Let me just put it this way. :jester: :jester: Pipeline road is rough as he!!

I think your right. Class 8. I'm just a girl. Ain't knowbody gonna take it with my dogs around. Sneaky little brats they are. Shawn paint my golf cart. Pleeeaaasssee!

Yes It is my garage and I know who is painting it and I think I know who is driving it. I just don't know who is the real owner and/or sponsor. And would he/she be happy about it. It is really cool to just get up close and REALLY look at one for a long time and understand some stuff. VERY cool. Wanna come down and look at it? You have 30 mins.

Size does matter. Hopefully be at Lost Lake that weekend. Yeah! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

I hope I don't get in trouble for this BUT, This truck is soooooo bada$$. I don't know who owns it but I know is painting it and I think Shawn is gonna drive it. PM me or me if I have overstepped by bounds. It wouldn't fit in any one else's garage. Shawn will you paint my golf cart now JUST BABYSITTING FOR THE NIGHT! It was really fun is get up close and personal with this kind of truck.