Glad that story was BS. What a waste of midgets. It's not like you can go to Walmart and pick a dozen up!!!!! I remember back in the day, the night before Turkey day, they had midget/turkey bowling. They would put little harness' on midgets and you would use them as balls. Then they had frozen turkeys you would use as balls!!!!!! GOOD FUGGIN TIMES THERE!!!!! To bad the good ole USA has become so pussified and PC!!!!