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So Justine, you gonna put the smack down on a whole herd of us? Ya'll be some bad motha bitchezz wit cho bad selves...

Oh God Bert, your life is in serious danger now! Besides, discipline went out the door 15 years or so ago. The decline of Western Civilization is upon us folks.

Atleast leave it open until someone, besides this little group of 14 year olds, explains to me how learning to cover my a$$ from 1000 yards is a threat... And who he was sired by that is much worse than Mike Tyson. So now I'm guessing Michael Jackson. Gotta give it to Kayla though, by far the "funniest" post. Now is that ha ha funny or the other kind? Silliness all the way around but entertaining none the less. I say this merry little band of bad mothers march right on down to the local Marine Corps recruiting office and sign up to go kick some rag head a$$. And quit threatening all of us outdoor loving red blooded Americans.

Wow Cheese, I cannot believe that you snapped a picture of their gang without getting the beatdown. How in the Hell did you manage that??? You are one tough mother to have pulled that off... Were you in your Nacho Libre outfit when you backed them into the corner for that pose?

Whoa Nelly!!! The Billy Bob Bad a$$es are crawling out of the woodwork now. Guess I'm never going back to Dumont now that the OG's have stormed in and taken over. I see now, these guys are the wiggers with their a$$es hanging out of the back of their britches, caps on side ways, thumpin' some o'dat Kottonmouth Kings and calling each other Bro. I don't recall any backwards a$$ hat wearing mofo's winning either of the 4StrokeWars races at Dumont or the one down at Glamis this year. Guess that flipped up visor created an optical illusion.

He may want to stick with bustin' rhymes. A handful of tours on the Marine Corps Rifle Team taught me a thing or two about covering my arse and cappin' someone elses from 1000yds. He may not even be a violent person at all, still waiting on that enlightenment, but just had a buddy chime in for him who was feeling all bowed up this evening. Time will tell.

Is he related to Mike Tyson or what? Not sure what you're implying. Can he just not take a joke and going to end up swan diving off of the Stratosphere? Your observation is very open ended, please clue us in. All we need is another work place shooting for triggering this fellow off. Enlighten us please sir.

Looks like he ASSumed his usual position...

President Borat Osama or whatever the f**k his name is this week...

Kibbles and Bits.

Hmmm, if my memory serves me correctly, I have seen DS's towing every make and model under the sun out of the dunes. Only DS that I've ever had to tow out lost an A-arm nut and that's to be expected when you forget to put the cotter pin back in! If you can name, and prove it, a better built and more reliable motor than the Rotax then I owe you a beer. In the meantime, anytime that we're out there together and you want to straddle the old beast then mine is there for the ride. You'll switch brands after a dune ride on a DS. They can't be beat.

Coming from Bako don't you mean a crack pipe? You should c'mon down yourself, gonna be like 20 DS's there. :shocked2: And that's just the dunable ones, gonna be some Hella hill shooters on hand too. I wish I had Pete's picture taking skills. I know Eric will post an a$$load when it's all said and done.

Damn, Prez, tell us how you really feel! J/K, you know I've had my last holiday ever at The D or Mother G. I'll be there this weekend though. Here's to hoping that the storm rolling through tonight and tomorrow repairs any and all damage done over Pres weekend .

I only make around $21 an hour repairing equipment for the Marine Corps and the wife is a Special Ed teacher so I won't say that we're poor but we're definitely not "rolling in it". Roof over the head and food on the table. Between 12 to 20 dune/riding trips a year so no complaints I don't suppose. I just don't get why people finance everything that they own. I can see a house, but trucks, toys, and haulers? Is it that hard to save and have patience? Paying cash will get you alot better deal in the long run and you actually own your stuff, not the bank. Seems that a bunch of folks were trying to keep up with the Jonses and refinanced their houses to buy toys. Got caught with their pants down, but it's good for the second hand market. TONS of great deals on the net right now for all of your duning needs. Not a rant, just an observation.

Persistant little fugger to say the least.

I can name about 20 or so DS owners who will be there in full force. King of the Hill is going home with us this time. Rocket Factory, Kenz, RubDub, KBR, and quite a few of the other heavy hitters will be giving it hell too. See ya'll there.

Nope, but I believe in Spooks! There's another thread about that though!

I never denied being a CROMAG! I just want to be a dust and sand free eyes Neanderthalian. Sounds like I may have to breakdown and buy some o'dose Oakley Crwobars...

I have tried Oakley, Smith, Spy, and a host of other MX goggles with no luck on really keeping out the sand and dust. Especially heading out from wash road to the big stuff at Glamis. That damn talcum powder crap is impossible to keep out. I'm usually the tail end of the group because somehow I've been deemed the responsible one, but even when leading and the wind has picked up I still get crap in my eyes. I've grown tired of it. So , what do you guys do to your goggles, foam, etc, to keep your eyes protected? There has to be some type of RedNeck engineering that works. Supposedly the closed cell foam on the Oakley Crowbar series does the trick but before I lay out $60 on a set I need to hear from those that have used them that they actually work.

Try Googling SavePhace...

Hit dat thang. Don't recall it getting passed my way! Either it was so good it clouded my memory, or you BOGARTED that bad boy.

My White F-150 had a coolazz DDR sticker but it was the DumontDuneRiders.com type. I've never seen the DumontDunesRiders.com one. Now I'm wondering which one is grammitically correct. Damn, more studying for me tonight...

Exactly why I will never do another holiday at The D or Mother G.

Casey says thanks Nick. Not sure he inherited that from me, he likes to go for that big air, I know what healing up and recovering feels like, he hasn't experienced that yet! Hopefully he doesn't. I've been on several of the same style rides with you guys and know that we're in good hands. Just have to keep an eye out for the jackalopes in the other groups that like to cut line and disregard dune etiquette. Just noticed that we now have two trip report threads. Already posted a few thoughts on the other. Enjoyed riding with you guys and meeting some new peeps.

Good pics Cheese, mine turned out like a$$! Gonna have to learn how to use the camera in some mode other than AUTO... Would like to give a big shout out to Pete for leading a handful of Metal Mulisha style rides , even after saying he was looking forward to a laid back day for a change. My arms and knees are still feeling it Pete. Good job. Good to meet Stalteri920, and ISBB, you guys sure can wheel those bikes. :fro: Enjoy your youth while you have it is all I can say. Dunelover and Sandpirate, good to meet both of you also. I must say Pete, Apple Pie is not to eat. You :chug: with it and then go to bed and leave everyone else hanging out around the fire. Just ask Cheese. Good times to say the least. Looking forward to some more here in the near future.