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MAXDOUT

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  1. Yep, little dunes. We'll see how this does out there. I need to get a new set up of front tires and some bigger paddles for the rear.
  2. Out with the old one and in with the new one. I just got tired of the huge horsepower (35) So I picked up this one with a R1 in it. Holy shiat..............this hauls a$$ and rides awsome. Not sure if I will keep the shocks that are currently on it? Probably throw on a set of Kings. I know, I know its still a Rhino right?
  3. That sucks. But honestly, where is the accountabilty on the owner. Can you say suspicious??????????? C'mon. I call bullshiat. I have never heard of so much convienant theft. :rant_on: (insurance???????) And honestly, I am not trying to say anything or stir the pot, but if I was a cop....and I know my buddy's who are.....would throw the bullshit flag. None the less, I hope you recover your stuff. But that does give me an idea....my trucks, my boat,my 5th wheel are ready for the pickin. Locks are removed and the keys are laying close bye. I will leave a window open on my home, so someone can steal my house as well. I will be out of town "on business" until all my stuff is "stolen". :dumbass: Why didn't I think of this earlier?????????????? :dance: I am gonna be loaded $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ :poke:
  4. Economic Stimulus Payment, this seems to be more like it.............. This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format: "Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? " A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. "Q. Where will the government get this money? " A. From taxpayers. "Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?" A. Only a smidgen. "Q. What is the purpose of this payment? " A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchas e a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. "Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China? " A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If you spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs. If you purchase a computer, it will go to India. If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic). If you buy a car, it will go to Japan. If you purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan. And none of it will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US. Thanks Uncle Slam!!!! I sent this to a few other folks and they pointed out that even the prostitute money ends up in Russia __________________
  5. :stir: :stir: :stir: They say, that the turn out was bigger than the "million man march", and more blacks attended this than any other event. The reporter went on to say that, "thankful it wasn't raining that day, because they were going to "CHANGE" the name from inaugeration.?.?.?.?......to Gorilla's in the Mist.
  6. Yep, take these azzhats out and shoot them in public. Set a "NEW" standard. After the "sensative" people got used to it, people may not be so quick to rip others off.
  7. Since I have already offended some people, why not add to the fire :poke: :stir: Definition of tragedy ________________________________________ The newly elected President and Vice President, while visiting a primary school class, found themselves in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked both men if they would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy". So the illustrious Mr. President asks the class for an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy" No," says the newly elected President, "that would be an accident." A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." I'm afraid not," explains the Vice President. "That's what we would call a great loss." The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Mr. President searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raises his hand. In a stern voice he says: "If a plane carrying the President and the Vice President were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy." Fantastic!” exclaims both men,” That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says little Johnny, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either." __________________
  8. I did, and to comment on the spelling, GET OVER IT!!! do you ever listen to Howard Stern? That's where I got that. It may be offensive, but it is a joke, in light of the "color" of the President.
  9. YEP..................THIS SETTLES IT.........................EVERYONE IS RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW leave me the hell alone.
  10. Well said................there seems to be a sensative bunch in here.................
  11. Hell, Obama's aunt or cousin or some realative is living here for like 5 years and is illeagal. He doesn't even enforce the rules let alone play by them.
  12. Grow some thicker skin...............if you are offended, that's your problem. Don't read what I write, because I will not do anything to get your appreciation. And to clarify my statement, because "Mr. Sensative" thinks I am a racist. I hope he does do good. I hope he "changes" what he said he would. Now...for the realism of it. ITS NOT HIM!!!!! IT'S THE PARTY HE IS WITH. I do not believe in all the other issue's the democrat's want to apply. Like Nachoooooooooo said about gun control and the Military issue's. The democrats are behind the entire housing market crash. Did you know that??? But, I am not going to sit here and bleed out my stance on things, because it is a deadend subject. Watch the video, "Mr. Sensative" so you may understand the frustration of this guy actually getting elected.
  13. Hopefully a new president will help us all out.... Wasn't this the topic Obama the azzhat should of done something about the stupid azz iniggeration that cost 150 million. The most money ever spent. WOW, imagine that??? Couldn't he of stepped up and used the money elsewhere????????People were not celebrating the President...............they were celebrating the color of the President. Pathitic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  14. I am with you on this one. ACCOUNTABILITY???????????????????? Nevada goes out and builds a butt-load of state of the art schools, and who knows how much each one cost, and the pay for the teachers is shiat!!!! I believe that teachers should make a huge salary. Serious....I do not have kids, by choice....but if I did I would want them in a good teaching enviroment. If Nevada doesn't pay sh*t, they get sh*t......................so to speak. NO OFFENSE. But I just believe Nevada has their head in their azz.
  15. MAXDOUT

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  16. Bye.............Bye.................Midget
  17. Well works slow for some of my buddies, so I thought I would help them out and bring them over to put stone on my house. A couple area's in the front, all the columns on my patio, my fireplace stack and the BBQ. Called and told my brother, (who does my work) I was ripping of the travertine BBQ top But it will look better after with granite tops. Then once everything is done up front I will put on a nice stone cap on the low walls. Then off course I need to re-paint the house, because I sent my stucco guys over and put pop-outs around all my windows. My wife's a little but....hey, it will be all good once done. And you guys thought I was getting :redhat: :smoker:
  18. Yep, I agree fresh water. That's no big deal.
  19. Sounds like someone must of recieved the same kind of letter :kissass:
  20. I know this is a dead subject, but this is a good picture of her-him. WHAT??? :poke: :stir: I think this picture needs to go to Mulletwatch.com
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