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duniemonkie

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  1. Holy crap that would have been awesome! Can you imagine if I had TWO monkies? I could train one to fling poo at certain peeps while the other pulls down their pants Or we could train them to ride a kiddie quad OMG I want a damn monkie....
  2. Damnit! Freak and I will be in Coachella that weekend; I'm never gonna make it to Slash X
  3. The real question is how to get your perfect mate to clean your colon at home Sorry, I'll leave you alone...
  4. That's not why!!! I really do want one but the cheapest I've seen (for a LEGAL animal) is about 8 grand It would also be almost like having a kid and who needs that? If I could adopt a monkey from a shelter for like $30, bring on the poop!
  5. Have I ever told you I can fit in a suitcase.... :freakin_nuts:
  6. Sandy d*ldo's :shocked2: :shocked2: No thanks!
  7. Holy crap HOJ that was hilarious!! Here's another man besides Pete that shares my views on children
  8. I need 6.8 planets!! And thats without it asking me how much electricity and product I put into my hair; I'd probably need 10 planets This quiz is stoooooooooopid
  9. I don't. Get the hell off the computer and take your pants off
  10. You have an air hockey table and beer?!?! I'm coming over
  11. Holy crap! I wish I hadn't missed this trip Great job Sky
  12. Whitney is such a cutie!!! Rob, holy crap! Now I want to go buy a bird bath but my cat is fat enough already
  13. Not Sandsnake, his body has filtered so much random sh*t he'd get turned away in Tijuana
  14. That's one stripper pole I wouldn't mind seeing at Comp! Where's my wallet???
  15. See, Sally Struthers DOES eat all those donated food items
  16. Shirts? start giving out free sammiches and maybe I'll care Really though, you guys rock
  17. Seriously! I met him last night (what an a-hole ) and called child services on his dad for starvation I'm kidding, he's not as big an a-hole as wingnut Isn't that why you're on DDR in the 1st place?
  18. Ok. I was just trying to weasel the free beers from mredgy.... So how 'bout it Dave?
  19. Nothing interesting has been on the top of general chat lately, and new topics seem to start fights, so I thought I'd find some old and entertaining sh*t. And who doesn't love kettle corn?
  20. Oh yea! I fit in a suitcase What's giong on this weekend? Ummm, hi... my name's sandsaw... After the past 2 days in the animal adventure world, no one needs a drink more than me!
  21. That's ok, I'm not really attracted to either of the dudes in that pic anyway :afro:
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