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Warrior07

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  1. HICKPHONICS Southern slang, or "Hickphonics," as a language is to be taught in all Southern schools. Here are excerpts from the Hickphonics/ English dictionary: HEIDI - noun. Greeting. HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi. Hire yew." BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH - noun. A state just north of Florida. Capital is Hot-lanta. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts. FAR - noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far." BAHS - noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!" TIRE - noun. A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime." RETARD - Verb. To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65." TARRED - adverb. Exhausted. Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred." ARE - pronoun. Possessive case of we used as a predicate adjective. RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats." FARN - adjective. Not local. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country." DID - adjective. Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim." EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ear!" BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence." JEW HERE - Noun and verb contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?" HAZE - a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert." SEED - verb, past tense. Usage: "Bubba seed are bard pick-up." GUMMIT - Noun. A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gummit boys shore are ignert."
  2. yes , yes i did reply to myself Okay now back on topic had a great weekend. Met in person some really cool peeps just glad to have come back safe . Didn't camp with dunefreaks camp but i was right in the neihborhood didn't feel like chasein the kid away from everyones chit . Still good times
  3. look at me look at me cum on can't we all just get a long no wonder i left the mx scene DRAMA.
  4. ok everyone is reading to far into the pic i posted it was isbb striking a pose
  5. about time j/k :eatdrink021:
  6. just some more :shocked2: oops for got to put em up!! do you think i should change my sparkplugs :shocked2: :beer_bang: on the way back can't believe it snowed paulypaul having way to much fun i actually went higher on the dunes with the rhino after the meet my wife was like what a blast the kid loved it :eatdrink021: my kid finally getting to ride before i ate dinner and past out :drunk2: thanks to the ddr peeps for a good time :eatdrink021:
  7. i think he's upset he had to spend most of friday night under the sammy sorry nick i know it sucked hey i spent all saturday night passed out in the trailer :beer_bang: :eatdrink021:
  8. OK i laughed sorry i did'nt know it was a girl either . :eatdrink021: :drunk2:
  9. i don't remember laughing :drunk2:
  10. had fun :eatdrink021: does this look like something pete posted :eatdrink021: wtf was i thinking walking indasand that hi classic ! hey powerhouse dan somebody picked up your awning
  11. pm me your address and i'll ship it to ya
  12. anyone lose this heatshield found at clean up weekend at the south pole !!
  13. wtf happened was i a sleeep ???
  14. you registered your cr500
  15. get over the full hook ups and experience the great out doors da@#it!!!!
  16. :poke: ok back on topic they um drink beer :chug: race up a sand hill
  17. going thru duck creek headin east make a left on mammoth rd go there all the time and and all the trails start right there all lead to duck creek oh sorry off topic . but the place is very top secret
  18. ok they dune drink beer they beat up kids riding wheelies around camp
  19. ok this topic is a waste of useful resources shut it down
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