RAGDOLL MX

nothin funny about a DUI...but this is comedy

ok woody, what would you like to see...ill see what i can drudge up

Chad Vader has left the building... :no_no: part 6 just for you bob ok ok ok...ill fess up...i know that ill get flamed for this one..but women cant drive and thats why i went through 2 trucks in 1 month

just hit it so i can find you

like ferrari fast or concord jet fast? we need to speak in terms that i can easily understand

woooooooooo hooooooooooooo new shirt

are you speaking clingon?

got an extra one bert?

i got a few friends like that....

well my credit card is about to sing in a bit, iam getting that horn

Dani, speaking of Halloween..here is another one for ya. Being that iam pior military, and i was stationed in Ft Benning Ga, home of the infantry, and my roomate was a scout sniper, and i have the privlidge of having handy dandy equipment at my disposal. one of those things that i was able to get was a ghillie suit, and i was able to mask it to my natural surroundings, and hid out in the front yard awaiting my prey......anyone who came by....it was also halloween too...so needless to say i was able to test my ghillie suit on all the un suspecting kids in the neighborhood...at the end of the night...i got more candy than i gave out...

it will be worth the money to get that horn, i know you would hear me as i roll into dumont....

its even better coming from some little civic or even from a toy hauler that would be even funnier!

yeah it was, my mom still laughs her arse off to this day about it...

http://www.hornblasters.com/video.php?pic=42 :freakin_nuts:

didnt work for me

iam glad someone got a laugh out of it

ill resurect this for a bit. i remember when i was a young kid of about 10 or 11 years old, and I was living in Maryland with my mom and dad. and it was a cold april day, the first to be exact. and i looooovvvveee to play tricks, well my mom and i were on our way to go to town (it was about 30 miles away, we lived out in the country) and we were going to rent some movies...Beta's to be exact. and i had this bright idea to tell my mom that she had a spider on her back, knowing that she is deathly afraid of spiders...and I watch in amazement as my mother turned into a violent tornado of a contorionist, attempting to free herself of the "Spider" that has just invaded her space. As i lay on the floor paralized in laughter, she realizes that between the laughter and the snorts that iam trying to say april fools. well my mother not as amused as myself and my dad, my mom just looks at me and tells me...."Ill get you back you lil sh*t". Iam Thinking ...no wayyyyy youll get me back, ill be prepared. well on our way to town, our driveway is 1700 ft long, and it has a HUGE dip in it, it basicly goes about 300 feet straight and then it goes down like a roller coaster into the grand canyon, and then back up. so our 78 ford fairmont can attain speeds of up to 60 or 70 MPH with out even trying. Well we got to town got our ever so newly released Beta VHS tape, and on our way back. The big thing for a 11 yr old kid at that time was to haul arse down that hill and hit the negative G's, so on our way into our driveway, i look at mom and say...."GO MOM GO!!!", well she does...this has got to be the fastest we have ever gone, right before the plunge i look over and i see that the speedo says 60!!!! WOW MOM IS COOOOL!..(yeah right)...well the speed picks up even more as we hit the bottom of the hill, and on the way up my mother screams out "COLBY WE GOT NO BRAKES!!!!!"...as she is stomping the floorboard with her feet....(I was convinced) It didnt take a brain surgeon to realize that i have seen this in the movies, Iam not the captian of the ship, so iam not going down with it either! as those words exited my moms mouth, i had already un buckled my seat belt and opened the door! i was about to jump ship at 70 plus miles an hour!!!! the door was half way opened and i was preparing to bail, when i heard her laughing.....(iam thinking...this crazy b*tch thinks its funny that were gonna die!)..I suddenly feel her hand on the back of my Tuffskin jeans, and the car suddenly slow...(now iam thinking...Devine Intervention...cause God himself sees how crazy this lady is and dosent want her this soon) My mom got me back into the car, and it came to a stop, she is laughing so hard my dad comes running down the driveway to see what all the noise is about, my dad takes one look at my mother IN TEARS, snorting and laughing, and takes one good look at me......WHITE AS A GHOST! and starts laughing... Well i can tell you this much.......iam 34 now....and i was about 11 then...i have never played a april fools joke on my mother since...nor will I...(at least while she is still walking..ill wait till she is in the walker)

what ever happened to this anyway, i havent heard back from Nick?

:ban-cha: whats changed?

hmmmmm, ive only been on here since april of last year, and i only have 1200 posts, its not addictive, i dont know what your talking about. everyone that i met on here is a cool cat, id help out anyone at anytime, good peeps, good times!

now why in the hell did you post that????? i find some silly Sh*t but that is the silliest.

cool pics, none of me i see...thats good, nothing incriminating....lol

woody must have gotten that camera 75% off.....i can see why...