RAGDOLL MX

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the > > pharmacist: "Could you please > > give me a condom? My girlfriend has invited me for dinner > > and I think she > > is expecting something from me!" > > > > The pharmacist gives him a condom; and as the young man is going out, he > returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my > > girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always > > crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me > > and I think she expects something from me too." > > > > The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy > > is leaving he turns back and says > > > > "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's > > Mom is still pretty cute, and when she sees me she always makes > > allusions...and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting > something > > from me!!" > > > > During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on > > his left, the sister on his right and the Mom facing him. When the dad > > gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts > > praying: > > > > "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give > > us...!!!" A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for > > your kindness..."Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, > > keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his > > girlfriend even more than the others. > > > > She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I did not > > know you were so religious!" > > > > The boy replies: I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"

iam on my laptop right now, so i cant post any pics, but I will get some to you later, or if you research the threads there are some of me jumping

k, no problem

to start from Jean: take I 15 South to Jean, off ramp take a left, go under the under pass (where the NHP Station is) go to the stop sign, take a right, youll see a dirt lot on your left park there. Unload. no take your scooter up towards the rail road tracks, right after you go past the rr tracks, take your first right, go down about 100 yards and take your first trail. remember all trails lead to main acess roads so it is impossible pretty much to get lost. Next week I am going to down load all the GPS points if anyone is interested. you can take all the trails all the way out to roach lake bed and then over to Primm and then out to Nipton, and back. I usually start at Blue Diamond and Rainbow and ride out to Nipton and back, that is usually about 130 miles, and so long as you have skid plates on your Raptor youll be fine. if you want me to take you out there I can, just let me know. I dont need any excuse to ride. Cole

oh well thats no problem....dont want to blow anyones stuff up, that is reserved for theives

not to say that any one was worse, but since i have the issue with gravity.....apparently it is a law....not an option....ill post a couple of what I got. cankle broken ankle...in yamaha blue casting bent up 426 courtsey of a sand rail

did you see him wink?

well that takes the fun out of blowin stuff up

i can show you about 160 miles of trail, averything from single track MX to quad and trophy truck trails out there. I do ATV tours out there everyday. that area is known as the Hidden Valley area.

now that rocks....a girl that thinks explosives is "Cute"

look iam a car....beep beep

1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. 2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap - life is expensive. 3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss. 4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough or using cover correctly. 5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.) 6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun. 7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived. 8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running. 9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel blows the powder from the flintlock of your musket." 10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty. 11. Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. 12. Have a plan. 13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work. 14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. 15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. 16. Don't drop your guard. 17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees. 18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them.) 19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH. 20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get. 21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. 22. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. 23. Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation. 24. Do not attend a gun fight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with anything smaller than "4". 25. You can't miss fast enough to win.

http://www.break.com/index/hugebomb12.html this is why iam no longer allowed to play with fertilizer and diesel fuel......

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/05/cameratricks.html

ok so he can dance......me on the other hand.... i sing like an amputee...cant hold a note.....cant carry a tune i dance like i have parkinsons looking like a retarted 1 legged soccer player yeah he got skillz

http://www.break.com/index/basejumpfly.html

I have a trailer at my disposal...but youll have to take me......lol

ok so who wants to go riding today? (5-6-06) I thought that I had to play army today, but I am guessing that it is cancelled due to lack of intrest, so iam going to load the bike and go for a short putt, anyone?

125 feet!!!!

yup, your going to hell....wearing gasoline shorts

http://trendhure.com/ice-age-vs-rammstein-video

that is exactly why i ride the dirt now

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OORAAH DEVIL DOG :shocked2:

http://www.atc-1000.com/ picked one up at circuit city, they are discontinued, I got mine for $37. They are still on clearance, but they bumped it up to $56 until they sell out. THey are usually $120 new. It's pretty cool uses SD card, hooks right up to your comp using USB or to your TV with AV cables