why do psychics ask for your name?
if someone with multiple personalties threatens to kill themselves...is it considered a hostage situation?
why do coffins have a lifetime guarentee?...and who is going to complain if it isnt working?
who was the first person to look at a cow and go "Hmm maybe ill squeeze these dangly little things and drink what comes out"
why is it illegal to park in a handicap place, but it is ok to use a handicap toilet?
if FED EX and UPS were to merge would it be called FED UP?
most people have a photographic memory....but most of them have no film