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RAGDOLL MX

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  1. who cares, she should go to jail....the funny thing is, in 5 days she is to be in the actuall bullrun from canada to florida. hmmm didnt she just get in trouble for driving?.....she is a poopd*ck!
  2. those are all over in Dubai in Saudi, those Haji's are nuts. if i do go over to Kuwait, Dubai isnt that far away, so that means i can start my IDR...lol at least ill be able to dune
  3. i guess this would be a bad time for a joke huh? oh well if it was the bomber that took himself out, no biggie, if that person was innocent, then thats a shame..
  4. YES! lets start with dunkin PETE! wooo hoooo
  5. screw it....iam inviting myself!
  6. ARGGGG i hate theives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! should be shot!
  7. you were over there by the BIG fight, and the blow up doll...thats funny
  8. lol...your just mad that your turd of a boss wouldnt let you go....lol...your right..he IS and a-hole....LOL
  9. http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1987-BUICK-...1QQcmdZViewItem NICE grand Nantional...and only for 90K!!!
  10. The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your gun doesn’t complain if you shoot prematurely. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
  11. Jacques Chirac, The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. "Hallo, Mr. Chirac!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy Down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on ya!" "Well, Monsieur Paddy," Chirac replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" "Right now," says Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is meself, me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub and that makes eight of us. Chirac paused. "I must tell you, Monsieur Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Begoora!" says Paddy. "I'll have to ring ya back. Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equip- ment!" "Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor." Chirac sighs amused. "I must tell you monsieur that I have 6,000 tanks and 5 000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke." "Saints preserve us!" says Paddy. "I'll have to get back to ya." Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well." Chirac was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you monsieur that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!" "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" says Paddy, "I will have to ring ya back." Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. "Top o' the mornin', Mr. Chirac! I am sorry to inform ya that we have had to call off the war." "Really? I am sorry to hear that," says Chirac. "Why the sudden change of heart?" "Well," says Paddy, "we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness and finally decided there is no fookin' way we can feed 200,000 French prisoners.
  12. OGP is an awesome house guest. Thanks to Terry and Walt for the tickets for all of us to go to Super cross We apparently went to a fight and a super cross broke out Tim has not left my house hungry yet My dogs love Tim Shrimp and crab are served at Sams club....untill we eat all of it...we didnt get seconds 3.5 king crab legs is equal to 35.00 bucks! the "Miss Super Cross" is hot,.....but not that bright Tim and I sooted tourists on the strip with my deisel....that never gets old will the poopd*cks at the race please sit down! still wish i went to Havasu, but had a great time here
  13. lucky for me she already went to bed....LOL
  14. it REALLY looks lifted when my wife is standing next to it....lol...looks like one of Maxouts trucks....
  15. yup 4 inches, thats why there are 35s and step bars on it.... shush yer mouf
  16. i feel your pain brother ill have to think about that. thanks Yoshi
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