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Since I have already offended some people, :gayboy: why not add to the fire :freakin_nuts: :poke: :stir:

Definition of tragedy

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The newly elected President and Vice President, while visiting a primary school class, found themselves in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked both men if they would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy". So the illustrious Mr. President asks the class for an example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy"

No," says the newly elected President, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

I'm afraid not," explains the Vice President. "That's what we would call a great loss." The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.

Mr. President searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raises his hand. In a stern voice he says: "If a plane carrying the President and the Vice President were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."

Fantastic!” exclaims both men,” That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says little Johnny, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

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