barefoot bob Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Tuesday, August 05, 2008 25 Reasons You May be a Racist [Peter Kirsanow] The tendency of Obama supporters to see racist impulses behind every criticism of their candidate has evolved into absurdity. Now even the first black president feels compelled to declare he's not a racist. By this measure, nearly every American is at risk of being branded a racist at some point in the campaign. To assess whether you're at risk just consult the list below ( apologies to Jeff Foxworthy ): 1.If you think Obama's the most liberal member of the senate you...may be a racist. 2.If you object to Obama raising your payroll, capital gains and estate taxes you...may be a racist. 3.If you'd prefer a president have at least some foreign policy experience you...may be a racist. 4. If you're in favor of drilling for oil and building nuclear power plants you...may be a racist. 5. If you think "Vero Possemus" is Latin for "Massive Ego" you... may be a racist. 6. If you wonder why Obama was hanging around William Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn you...may be a racist. 7. If your pastor is nothing like Rev. Wright or Father Pfleger you... may be a racist. 8.If you don't want the majority of justices on the Supreme Court to be like Stephen Breyer you...may be a racist. 9. If you're not impressed with Obama's 100% NARAL rating you...may be a racist. 10. If you're not sure whether Obama opposed or supported FISA reauthorization you...may be a racist. 11. If you don't think America is a "downright mean" country you...may be a racist. 12. If you think Obama should've visited wounded troops at Ramstein and Landstuhl you...may be a racist. 13. If you think the surge is working and that's a good thing you...may be a racist. 14. If you oppose racial preferences in employment, school admissions and contracting you...may be a racist. 15. If you think "we are the change we've been waiting for" is a line from a Monty Python skit you...may be a racist. 16. If you prefer that a president have a smidgen of executive experience you...may be a racist. 17. If you're appalled that Obama voted against treating infants born after an abortion attempt the same medically as other infants born alive you...may be a racist. 18. If you were proud of your country even before Obama's candidacy you...may be a racist. 20. If you don't think American troops are just "air raiding villages" you...may be a racist. 21. If your grandmother isn't a "typical white person" you...may be a racist. 22. If you don't think rural, working class people are bitter and "cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them" you...may be a racist. 23. If you're not sure invading Pakistan is a particularly good idea—what with their nuclear weapons and all— you...may be a racist. 24. If you don't want the president to meet without precondition with the leaders of state sponsors of terror you...may be a racist. 25. If you don't care how Hollywood or the European elite think you should vote you...may be a racist. This campaign has, to paraphrase Moynihan, defined racism down. 08/05 08:09 PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 enough with the politics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot bob Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 :stir: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazlay43 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 that sure makes a lot of people racist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mush Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 EFF OBama right in his mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 It's so much easier to be a redneck. They hate everyone, like mullets, carry guns, drink a lot, will fight just about anyone and know one calls them racist. They just call them rednecks. http://summerredneckgames.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 If you resemble this picture...... you might be a racist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
las vegas duner Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 (edited) Tuesday, August 05, 2008 25 Reasons You May be a Racist [Peter Kirsanow] The tendency of Obama supporters to see racist impulses behind every criticism of their candidate has evolved into absurdity. Now even the first black president feels compelled to declare he's not a racist. By this measure, nearly every American is at risk of being branded a racist at some point in the campaign. To assess whether you're at risk just consult the list below ( apologies to Jeff Foxworthy ): 1.If you think Obama's the most liberal member of the senate you...may be a racist. 2.If you object to Obama raising your payroll, capital gains and estate taxes you...may be a racist. 3.If you'd prefer a president have at least some foreign policy experience you...may be a racist. 4. If you're in favor of drilling for oil and building nuclear power plants you...may be a racist. 5. If you think "Vero Possemus" is Latin for "Massive Ego" you... may be a racist. 6. If you wonder why Obama was hanging around William Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn you...may be a racist. 7. If your pastor is nothing like Rev. Wright or Father Pfleger you... may be a racist. 8.If you don't want the majority of justices on the Supreme Court to be like Stephen Breyer you...may be a racist. 9. If you're not impressed with Obama's 100% NARAL rating you...may be a racist. 10. If you're not sure whether Obama opposed or supported FISA reauthorization you...may be a racist. 11. If you don't think America is a "downright mean" country you...may be a racist. 12. If you think Obama should've visited wounded troops at Ramstein and Landstuhl you...may be a racist. 13. If you think the surge is working and that's a good thing you...may be a racist. 14. If you oppose racial preferences in employment, school admissions and contracting you...may be a racist. 15. If you think "we are the change we've been waiting for" is a line from a Monty Python skit you...may be a racist. 16. If you prefer that a president have a smidgen of executive experience you...may be a racist. 17. If you're appalled that Obama voted against treating infants born after an abortion attempt the same medically as other infants born alive you...may be a racist. 18. If you were proud of your country even before Obama's candidacy you...may be a racist. 20. If you don't think American troops are just "air raiding villages" you...may be a racist. 21. If your grandmother isn't a "typical white person" you...may be a racist. 22. If you don't think rural, working class people are bitter and "cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them" you...may be a racist. 23. If you're not sure invading Pakistan is a particularly good idea—what with their nuclear weapons and all— you...may be a racist. 24. If you don't want the president to meet without precondition with the leaders of state sponsors of terror you...may be a racist. 25. If you don't care how Hollywood or the European elite think you should vote you...may be a racist. This campaign has, to paraphrase Moynihan, defined racism down. 08/05 08:09 PM Maybe I am racist after all. Here is my list 1. If you spell inauguration wrong. 2. If you think Koon-Soon-Die is funny. Edited January 28, 2009 by las vegas duner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bp-guy Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 it was very hard to read all that without Jeff Foxworthy in thae back of my head. By the way -- Have you heard how you say Obama's name in Japanese? Koon-Soon-Die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
las vegas duner Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 it was very hard to read all that without Jeff Foxworthy in thae back of my head. By the way -- Have you heard how you say Obama's name in Japanese? Koon-Soon-Die It must suck to have him sign your paycheck. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXDOUT Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 YEP..................THIS SETTLES IT.........................EVERYONE IS RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW leave me the hell alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 YEP..................THIS SETTLES IT.........................EVERYONE IS RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW leave me the hell alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot bob Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 YEP..................THIS SETTLES IT.........................EVERYONE IS RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW leave me the hell alone. :hatdance: :hatdance: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bp-guy Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 It must suck to have him sign your paycheck. lol As long as I get paid your Grandma can sign my checks! I have no problems with Obama at all. He wants the job and he got it. It just goes to show you that the race game is still far from over. All the black support he got and how it was finially "our turn". All the black celebs there. I wish the guy luck and he turns the economy around. But we all know it won't happen in 4 short years. He seems to be getting accepted around the world so it might be a good thing- only time will tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeridder Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 As long as I get paid your Grandma can sign my checks! I have no problems with Obama at all. He wants the job and he got it. It just goes to show you that the race game is still far from over. All the black support he got and how it was finially "our turn". All the black celebs there. I wish the guy luck and he turns the economy around. But we all know it won't happen in 4 short years. He seems to be getting accepted around the world so it might be a good thing- only time will tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorgeloco Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyvw Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 whats on american idol tonite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Where is the big fatty he was smokin in the video. It should be stuck to the pitch fork. Wooooooooooooooo Wooooooooooooooooo :B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibthegator Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 oh god, i haven't seen that woooo wooo video in years.....is there a link somewhere???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibthegator Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 (edited) and yes, I am a racist Edited February 1, 2009 by ibthegator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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