Richard Cheese Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Spread the Stupidity!!!!!!! Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. :gayboy: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. :freakin_nuts: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? :gayboy: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? :gayboy: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? :clown: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? :ah: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? :gayboy: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do they sterilize the needle forlethal injections? :freakin_nuts: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceisback Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Funny stuff for sure. Made even more so by the fact that I watched a guy at work yesterday during and after our pot luck lunch put away five plates of food along with seven, yes 7, Diet Rite colas. I told him he should rename that shiatt Diet WRONG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sand chick Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 And why do we.... Park on a driveway and drive on a parkway??? :freakin_nuts: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randog Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Ahh Shiat Cheese. I don't friggin' know any of these mang. :freakin_nuts: I know a good teacher though. He'll know. :gayboy: ......... :freakin_nuts: Them are some good points right there. That's funny chit. Great use of smilies throughout. :gayboy: R- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUn2it Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 LOL, good ones RC! I know you have the answers so tell me if I got any right Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Smokers get winded walking to the back? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Diabetics? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. They had problems with the pens escaping? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Can't drive the junk out to the driveway? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. In case you forget your reading glasses? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? :gayboy: a psychic knows what will happen if he reveals his secret? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? :freakin_nuts: They need a good excuse for srewing up? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? :ah: That is what he makes you? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? :gayboy: adrenalin rush from being so pissed? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do they sterilize the needle forlethal injections? :freakin_nuts: :gayboy: :gayboy: so they can use it over and over? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? You use the low setting on your dryer? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I must be bored.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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