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My "Stimulus" Idea


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I am so tired of hearing all this :laughoff: about bailouts and stimulus that I figured I would pitch an idea of my own, since the last stimulus check that we recieved really "stimulized" the economy. :laughoff:

Instead of just blatently giving every single taxpayer cash money which WE would almost certainly spend on "foriegn made goods", and WE did back in may and june. I think the good ole' :dayum: Government should use that money as a rebate on every American made product or service that WE buy. Add it up with our taxes next year. Buy an American car, get a cash rebate. Buy an American made piece of furniture, get a cash rebate. Use an American cell phone service, you get the idea.

What I'm saying is that with the money that we are given, we use it to bury the economy even further by sending that money oversea's to foriegn economy's.

This idea keeps money rolling around in the US economy and would create jobs and new businesses by creating a demand for American goods.

Tell me what you think about that. :beercheers:

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Good idea, Sean. BUT...I think the government paying off my toyhauler and house sounds way better to me. :beercheers: Think about it. :laughoff: I'd be spending azz loads of cash and stimulating the eff out of the economy. :laughoff: Tell you one thing...I'd be one STIMULATED ma facka if that happened. :ah: :laughoff:

ok, back to your plan. :dayum:;)

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Good idea, Sean. BUT...I think the government paying off my toyhauler and house sounds way better to me. :beercheers: Think about it. :laughoff: I'd be spending azz loads of cash and stimulating the eff out of the economy. :laughoff: Tell you one thing...I'd be one STIMULATED ma facka if that happened. :ah: :laughoff:

ok, back to your plan. :laughoff:;)

kinda thought being stimulated was a prerequisite for any catagory of "facka", ma facka. :laughoff::dayum:

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Economic Stimulus Payment, this seems to be more like it..............

This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment

This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A

format:

"Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? "

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

"Q. Where will the government get this money? "

A. From taxpayers.

"Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?"

A. Only a smidgen.

"Q. What is the purpose of this payment? "

A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchas e a high-definition TV

set, thus stimulating the economy.

"Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China? "

A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending

your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If you spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs.

If you purchase a computer, it will go to India.

If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and

Guatemala (unless you buy organic).

If you buy a car, it will go to Japan.

If you purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan.

And none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in

America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it

on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only

businesses still in the US.

Thanks Uncle Slam!!!!

I sent this to a few other folks and they pointed out that even the prostitute money ends up in Russia

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Good idea, Sean. BUT...I think the government paying off my toyhauler and house sounds way better to me. :crackhead: Think about it. :MBdance: I'd be spending azz loads of cash and stimulating the eff out of the economy. :grin: Tell you one thing...I'd be one STIMULATED ma facka if that happened. :ah: :lol:

ok, back to your plan. :shake:;)

Dude that isnt going to happen..... you know why????

wait for it

because you work, pay taxes and your mortgage is up to date............

now quit paying your mortgage, and maybe just maybe you might get your wish ... YO :?: they might even give you some free food...like pepperoni pizza's that really have pepperoni :MBdance: :hatdance: :dumbass: :MBdance:

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Dude that isnt going to happen..... you know why????

wait for it

because you work, pay taxes and your mortgage is up to date............

now quit paying your mortgage, and maybe just maybe you might get your wish ... YO :?: they might even give you some free food...like pepperoni pizza's that really have pepperoni :MBdance: :hatdance: :dumbass: :MBdance:

:crackhead:

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OK! Back to the title

"My Stimulus Idea" :MBdance:

A few Captain and Cokes

Electric Blanket

Shower Curtain

Oil

and my boyfriend.

Now that's my idea of a stimulas package.

:shake::grin: :dumbass:

I call that EFFIN GROSS and i just threw up all over my computer!!!!!! :MBdance::crackhead::MBdance:

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Economic Stimulus Payment, this seems to be more like it..............

This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment

This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A

format:

"Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? "

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

"Q. Where will the government get this money? "

A. From taxpayers.

"Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?"

A. Only a smidgen.

"Q. What is the purpose of this payment? "

A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchas e a high-definition TV

set, thus stimulating the economy.

"Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China? "

A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending

your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If you spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs.

If you purchase a computer, it will go to India.

If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and

Guatemala (unless you buy organic).

If you buy a car, it will go to Japan.

If you purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan.

And none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in

America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it

on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only

businesses still in the US.

Thanks Uncle Slam!!!!

I sent this to a few other folks and they pointed out that even the prostitute money ends up in Russia

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:laughing:

Wow...

Thanks Bush!! You did a great job!! :laughing::beercheers:

Glad you could bail out and leave us this :beercheers: mess... WHAT A :poop: PREZ...

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