dunefreak Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 ShamWOAH b*tch let go of my tongue! :beer_bang: MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). More pics and updated article... http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...08091sham1.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakster884 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Thats some crazy Chit. At least she didnt latch on the lower part Dat Biatch would be dead :beer_bang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorgeloco Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 wait a minute he paid 1000 for straight sex and the police only recovered 930, ok she musted bought some of those sham wow and didn't get the wow factor :beer_bang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1208 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 wait a minute he paid 1000 for straight sex and the police only recovered 930, ok she musted bought some of those sham wow and didn't get the wow factor :beer_bang: no she didn't,so she charged $70 for re-stoking fees..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBoreVegas Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 :beer_bang: no she didn't,so she charged $70 for re-stoking fees..... He must not have reached the ShamWOW factor and charged back $70 to her that is why she took his tongue for desert, she must think it works better than soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 that guy wont be pimpin chit any more i wonder if she loved his nuts :beer_bang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mush Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 (edited) check this out lol!! Edited April 20, 2009 by mush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted April 20, 2009 Author Share Posted April 20, 2009 :beer_bang: "pow pow pow....look at that!" 1-800-HO-FO-SHO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas style Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAlaskan Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 "A Miami Beach Police Department Crime Scene unit also arrived at the Setai to photograph the aftermath of the February 7 brawl, which left blood on the hotel room's walls, floor, door, phone, bed, and towels." They forgot to mention in the story that the Police had to purchase a ShamWOW to clean up all the blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBoreVegas Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 "A Miami Beach Police Department Crime Scene unit also arrived at the Setai to photograph the aftermath of the February 7 brawl, which left blood on the hotel room's walls, floor, door, phone, bed, and towels." They forgot to mention in the story that the Police had to purchase a ShamWOW to clean up all the blood ohh snap I wonder if they got a Law enforcement special buy one set get the 2nd free , and wait theres more get the ShamWOW Buff ball for only $10 <--- Now thats a steal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tylerthehucker Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 this is the funniest thing ive ever heard. LMAOOO a :blonde: :hatdance: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 That's what he gets for kissing a Ho. Isn't "no kissing" the fist first rule in whoredom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior07 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 That's what he gets for kissing a Ho. Isn't "no kissing" the fist first rule in whoredom. Don't know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltr450rider Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 (edited) I wonder if he tried to put it in her _____!!!! Not all tweaker b*tches like it there I guess. Admins, feel free to erase, I have to be pushing the boundaries on this one. Edited April 21, 2009 by ltr450rider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAlaskan Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 "A Miami Beach Police Department Crime Scene unit also arrived at the Setai to photograph the aftermath of the February 7 brawl, which left blood on the hotel room's walls, floor, door, phone, bed, and towels." They forgot to mention in the story that the Police had to purchase a ShamWOW to clean up all the blood That quote was taken directly from the story.........I didnt know a fight between two people could be considered a "brawl" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitcat Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 LMAO - that guy is so scary. :ah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted April 21, 2009 Author Share Posted April 21, 2009 I'm goin to hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EY3BA11 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 hahahahahahaha thats f*cking hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1208 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 He must not have reached the ShamWOW factor and charged back $70 to her that is why she took his tongue for desert, she must think it works better than soap. ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1208 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 check this out lol!! Thats fuc#ing funny...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1208 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 (edited) Hey don't you guys think that he did a really good job with his tongue that she wanted to keep it for wen she felt lonely....... Edited April 21, 2009 by jr1208 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 that was a good laugh! SHAM HO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 I'm goin to hell. OH SNAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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