RUn2it Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 I'm standing in the check out line with a big bag of dog food and the elderly lady behind me says "you have a dog?" I'm thinking ..."another genius" so I say "no, it's for me although since I had my spleen removed I'm not sure if it's OK with my Dr." So she says "was your spleen removed because of the dog food?" and I said "not exactly, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setters butt and a car hit both of us." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorgeloco Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 you know i was just talking with the wife about how some people always ask me the most dumb questions at work, the store every where i go...... i don't know if they do it to start a conversation or they just plain any way i wish i could seen her face when you toll her that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 I'm standing in the check out line with a big bag of dog food and the elderly lady behind me says "you have a dog?" I'm thinking ..."another genius" so I say "no, it's for me although since I had my spleen removed I'm not sure if it's OK with my Dr." So she says "was your spleen removed because of the dog food?" and I said "not exactly, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setters butt and a car hit both of us." OK! thats just stupid. Watch where you walk then. Gawd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sndruner213 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 i think the real question here is did you get hard food or soft cuz i mean just looking out for your health there buddy the soft food might be a little better for you god whats wrong with you people naw but really dosent that just piss you off when people do that crap to you not like you have enouph crap going on in your day now you have to deal with them to holy and they all wonder why we drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakster884 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 I'm standing in the check out line with a big bag of dog food and the elderly lady behind me says "you have a dog?" I'm thinking ..."another genius" so I say "no, it's for me although since I had my spleen removed I'm not sure if it's OK with my Dr." So she says "was your spleen removed because of the dog food?" and I said "not exactly, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setters butt and a car hit both of us." I thought they had a Joke of the day thread. Sounds kind of fishyyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUn2it Posted May 9, 2009 Author Share Posted May 9, 2009 I thought they had a Joke of the day thread. Sounds kind of fishyyyy Dude, common sense will not be tolerated here! :clown: I made it up after reading the "singles wanted thread" with redswr. I don't know why I did it, It sounds so goofy the second time you read it I think .... Dare anyone to say "1 smart fellow, he felt smart; 2 smart fellows, they both felt smart; 3 smart fellows, they all felt smart" say it outloud, bet there's some fart smellows smelling farts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 the canned dog food will soften your stools up a bit i think thats why everyone has a hard time understanding you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~JILL~ Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 I want to know which has more fiber? Canned or dry food. Did the dog loose his spleen too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1208 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 I want to know which has more fiber? Canned or dry food. Did the dog loose his spleen too? i think canned....dry food has side effects,like loosing your sleep .... do you have your morning work out chaseing these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Whether it happened or not, I laughed. Good one Lee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUn2it Posted May 9, 2009 Author Share Posted May 9, 2009 I want to know which has more fiber? Canned or dry food. Did the dog loose his spleen too? Use the canned as the main dish and use the dry over the top like croutons. The dogs name was axle so she didn't have a spleen, she had a spline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Use the canned as the main dish and use the dry over the top like croutons. The dogs name was axle so she didn't have a spleen, she had a spline. hangin out with the lesbians again i see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUn2it Posted May 9, 2009 Author Share Posted May 9, 2009 hangin out with the lesbians again i see Dang, can't win. When I 1st typed that I typed "he", but thought about it and didn't want anybody thinking I was some kind of perverted wierdo that went around sniffing male homo dog butts so I changed it to "she" so I would fit in with all ya'all regalar folks (as deliverance is playing in the background setting the mood) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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