Dune Dad Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 We all get lame and sometimes funny cell phone " Text Message" Jokes sent to our phones... I dont know where they come from or who makes this S*#t up.. But some of it is FUNNY!!! Well .... Heres one to start: A Grandma was missing a bottle of LSD and asked her grandson if hes seen em.. and he said.. F*#K THE PILLS, DID YOU SEE THE PURPLE DRAGON IN THE KITCHEN!!!!???!! LMAO!!!! :ill: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dune Dad Posted June 26, 2009 Author Share Posted June 26, 2009 Heres another: Due to the fact that Michael Jack O was 99% Plastic he will be melted down into legos so lil kids can play with HIM for a change !!..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sincity_blondie Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Heres another: Due to the fact that Michael Jack O was 99% Plastic he will be melted down into legos so lil kids can play with HIM for a change !!..... haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I got this one twice yesterday. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bp-guy Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) Micheal Jacksons last words--- Take me to the CHILDREN'S Hospital! Or BREAKING NEWS!-- Micheal Jackson has just passed away, Doctors say he he died of food poisoning by consuming 12 year old nuts. Edited June 26, 2009 by bp-guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBurro Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Micheal Jacksons last words--- Take me to the CHILDREN'S Hospital! Or BEAKING NEWS!-- Micheal Jackson has just passed away, Doctors say he he died of food poisoning by consuming 12 year old nuts. :ill: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorgeloco Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 how about this one Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven, she met god he gave her 1 whis. She asked for all the children of the world to be safe. So god killed Michael jacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAlaskan Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 how about this one Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven, she met god he gave her 1 whis. She asked for all the children of the world to be safe. So god killed Michael jacks. wow.... I think thats the worst one I've heard so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1208 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Micheal Jacksons last words--- Take me to the CHILDREN'S Hospital! Or BREAKING NEWS!-- Micheal Jackson has just passed away, Doctors say he he died of food poisoning by consuming 12 year old nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorgeloco Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 wow.... I think thats the worst one I've heard so far hey but funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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