Richard Cheese Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then he married the one with the biggest t*ts. Men are like that, you know. There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duniemonkie Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadwick Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Where do you come up with all this stuff? Very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1208 Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 ...i would too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorgeloco Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 that is just too funny but very true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
che che DD Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 This has to be one of my faves...lmao. so true and so funny.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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