lvnalolife Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's messed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up. Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie. I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so beautiful that I watched it twice. (probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy ***** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it). Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home. My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to f' her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly. After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging. Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time. My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was *****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips. Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever *****ing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh. A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG DAVE XP1K Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 (edited) ISSUES BRO, YOU GOT SERIOUS ISSUES!!! Haun Edited January 20, 2010 by Big Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1208 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 :porn: thats f crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 D@MN! Get some sleep there Luke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG DAVE XP1K Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 :porn: thats f crazy Dude, REALLY.... its a joke (I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1208 Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Dude, REALLY.... its a joke (I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.) yeaaaa i know :porn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 umm, joke of the day? We have a thread for that, vaJJ! wait, this isn't a joke because it's fuggin stooopid I want my 2 minutes of life back! I did, however, laugh at junior's serious a$$ post. :porn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sincity_blondie Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 JJ are you hitting the crack pipe again, damn! Step away from the pipe! :porn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitcat Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 umm, joke of the day? We have a thread for that, vaJJ! wait, this isn't a joke because it's fuggin stooopid I want my 2 minutes of life back! I did, however, laugh at junior's serious a$$ post. I want my 2 minutes back, as well!!!! :porn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kens Colors Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 I get jokes LOL!! But seriously that story could be stretched into 2 or 3 movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan M Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 F*ckin JJ.....what up foool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorgeloco Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 WTF what a waste of my time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitcat Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 I get jokes LOL!! But seriously that story could be stretched into 2 or 3 movies. 3 movies and 3 prequels!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redswr Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Haha... Sounds like something I'd post...lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indasand Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Haha... Sounds like something I'd post...lol. It sounds like something you would do ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1BADYFZ Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mush Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 (edited) Edited January 21, 2010 by mush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE14SAND Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video sooo ya gona post the vid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan M Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 i would have tapped that bro, your a wuss. a hottie is a hottie, just pull out so you aint got no 3 legged kids thats all. :mog: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvnalolife Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 sooo ya gona post the vid No, but feel free to rent the original Star Wars! Some people just don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE14SAND Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG DAVE XP1K Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Some people just don't get it. God, no :poop: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 I get it 100%, but just think it's pretty dumb. sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mush Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 to bad i am an only child!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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