pjcnlv Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Liberal, eco-freak wearing sandals, shorts, a Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly. As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Liberal from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Liberal in the back seat. As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Liberal Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom." "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to San Francisco and snatch another one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EY3BA11 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 That's good! :mischevious: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 I don't care who you are, that's effin funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justken Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 now thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offroadracer Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Thats funny sh!t :mischevious: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duniemonkie Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Hell yea! Here's a lame pope joke... Did you hear that the pope got the bird flu? They think he got it from a cardinal! I know, waa-waa-waaaaa... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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