RAGDOLL MX Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 "What we've got here is failure to communicate." Cool Hand Luke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 (edited) Dante Hicks: My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star, were innocent victims when they were destroyed by the Rebels. Clerks Connor: The rule of thumb here is... Rosengurtie: Rule of thumb? Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives, so long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb. Connor: Well, can't do much damage with that then can ya? Maybe it should have been a rule of wrist. Boondock Saints Edited October 17, 2006 by RAGDOLL MX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas style Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 supertroopers "Who wants a moustache ride?" "meow" fasttimes "dude lets party!" jackass 1 "weeman kick yourself in the head" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted October 17, 2006 Author Share Posted October 17, 2006 Escelator temporarily out of order, Sorry for the convenience I like an escalator because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out-of-order" sign. Just "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Machine Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 National Lampoon's Vacation: "Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegas FX400 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 "what kind of sandwich would you like" a pastrami sandwich. anything else.... Yea, a loaf of bread and .......some other people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Machine Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 More Mitch: I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just cannot imagine a scenario where I must prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend? "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I got the documentation right here. Oh wait, its back home in the file. Under D. For Doughnut." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted October 17, 2006 Author Share Posted October 17, 2006 even more Mitch: I've got a fire alarm at home. But really it's like a 9-volt battery slowly drainer. "Do you want to slowly get rid of your 9-volt batteries? Then buy this circle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted October 17, 2006 Author Share Posted October 17, 2006 Mitch: I use the word "totally" too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. "Mitch, do you like submarine sandwiches?" "All-encompassingly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino king Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 How about "I'm your Huckleberry" Tombstone thats the best!!!val kilmer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino king Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 HOW ABOUT DUDE WHERS MY CAR :chev_bowtie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Dude wheres my car: Piere: In France, when a man is caught poaching ostrages we shave his head and make him run through the fields. Mark: Oh god, that's the good part! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trqjnky Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I would like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks, because it would be so darn literal! finally, it would be used for its inteded purpose! this machine has been misunderstood for years! i got an ant farm, them fkers didnt grow sht! plus, if i tore thier legs off, they would look like snowmen. i like to drink red wine, a girl asked me, doesnt that give you a headache? i said eventually. but the first and the middle part are great. why would i stop doing something because i didnt like the last part? last weekend i helped a freind stay put, its a lot easier than helping someone move. i just went over to his house and made sure he didnt load anything into a truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino king Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 hey king wana be my huckle berry!!! :chev_bowtie: :freakin_nuts: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 A person should really help thEIr frIEnds out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino king Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 A person should really help thEIr frIEnds out. :chev_bowtie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trqjnky Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 (edited) i went over to thier house and loaded theyre car onto thier trailor because they are my freinds don is a closet english teacher king e before i except for like 12000 exceptions. theyre, i said it Edited October 18, 2006 by dnchevyman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunesister Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. Now it places the lotion in the basket. It places the lotion in the basket. Put the f***ing lotion in the basket! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 I'LL BE BACK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlWithHorns Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. Now it places the lotion in the basket. It places the lotion in the basket. Put the f***ing lotion in the basket! yeaa joe dirt life's a garden, DIG IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justken Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 "Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 (edited) "Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!". We both know I'm training to be a cage fighter. Edited October 23, 2006 by Don29palms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlWithHorns Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 (edited) We both know I'm training to be a cage fighter. "YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE!" ok thats enough napolean lol Edited October 23, 2006 by GirlWithHorns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justken Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 "But my lips hurt real bad....gosh!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBox_Kid Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 A couple of my favorites: "I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to." or..... "Bear... bearfugger, do you need assistance?" or..... ".....no matter where you go, there you are." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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