~JILL~ Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Did you know it is possible to lead a cow upstairs........but not downstairs. A ducks quack doesn't echo. Walt Disney was afraid of mice. Turtles can breathe through their butts. The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randog Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 :redhat: ^^^^ Jill, you got proof on all that stuff ?? ---------------------------------------------------- Check this out ....... Just walk it off you 'Sissy Lala' .......Don't bout it. Watch the guy on the left. Watch it a few times. JustWalkItOffSissy.wmv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted May 11, 2007 Author Share Posted May 11, 2007 Nevada Crazy Law It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property. It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. Clark County An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. In order to register a handgun, however, it must be brought in to the police station. Furthermore, you may not register a gun on the weekends, but the police may prosecute you at that time. Elko Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask. Eureka Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women. Nyala A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted May 11, 2007 Author Share Posted May 11, 2007 and for those of you in Kalifornia California Crazy Law Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants. Bathhouses are against the law. In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Women may not drive in a house coat. It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. Arcadia Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways. Alhambra You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit. Baldwin Park Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. Belvedere City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." Blythe You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. Burlingame It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds. Carmel Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor) Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. Chico Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. Downey It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995). Hollywood It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. Lafayette You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person. Lodi It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String". Lompoc It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace. Long Beach It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. Cars are the only item allowed in a garage. Los Angeles Toads may not be licked. You may not hunt moths under a street light. It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison. You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. Zoot suits are prohibited. It is illegal to cry on the witness stand. It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. Ontario Roosters may not crow in the city limits. Pacific Grove Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine. Palm Springs It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM. Pasadena It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. Prunedale Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house. Redlands Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it. Riverside One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. San Diego The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250. It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar. San Francisco Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash. It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner. It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. San Jose It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595 Santa Monica You may not play percussion instruments on the beach. Temecula Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegas FX400 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 (edited) and for those of you in Kalifornia . Chico Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. Thats all.......500 bucks, not bad.....................what about sobe bombs Edited May 11, 2007 by vegas400ex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxysandchick Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Stress Management Technique Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work. 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water. 3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air. 4. No one knows your secret place. 5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world 6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater. See? It really does work. You're smiling already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90+ PLUS Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 you know your in the getto when you see this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted May 21, 2007 Author Share Posted May 21, 2007 is this the thing that got deemed illegal and dangerous? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBa9wdOANHw&feature=dir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 is this the thing that got deemed illegal and dangerous? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBa9wdOANHw&feature=dir Yeah I think so. It's basically the same thing as the "Kite Tube" that was banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted May 21, 2007 Author Share Posted May 21, 2007 looks like fun, but with my track record i dont think that it would be wise to get on one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 looks like fun, but with my track record i dont think that it would be wise to get on one... nope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted May 21, 2007 Author Share Posted May 21, 2007 LMAO....i know when i have been beat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90+ PLUS Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxysandchick Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 UNBELIEVABLE MATH PROBLEM Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you. Personally I would like to know who came up with this and why that person is not running the country. Grab a calculator. (You won't be able to do this one in your head) 1. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code) 2. Multiply by 80 3. Add 1 4. Multiply by 250 5. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number 6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again. 7. Subtract 250 8. Divide number by 2 Do you recognize the answer?? -- -Houston Blackwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxysandchick Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Wisdom From Larry The Cable Guy 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Ra ise my hand. 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines 19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? 20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?" 22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. 23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your a$$ tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bad4fiddy Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Is that Chase? :eatdrink021: Hey pete after 9 pages i just notcied this , do u need ur a$$ whooped ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGP Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 you know your in the getto when you see this Did Steveo Sell his truck wheels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGP Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 BeerGoggles.wmv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randog Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Wanna know how to Piss-OFF some mofos. >>> :angry22: pisser.wmv :eatdrink021: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90+ PLUS Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Wanna know how to Piss-OFF some mofos. >>> :angry22: pisser.wmv :eatdrink021: haha that black guy was chasing him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cycoguy Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 (edited) BeerGoggles.wmv lmao Best laugh ive had all day! lol :edit: I meant to quot Randogs post Edited May 24, 2007 by cycoguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Hey pete after 9 pages i just notcied this , do u need ur a$$ whooped ? Dude that was back in DECEMBER and your just now reading it? And to answer your question, do I need my a$$ whooped?...no...I'm all set. Thanks though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/22016 Ouch! Read some of those comments. Some people thought it was his eyeball that popped out , but it looks to me like it was definitely his drumstick that broke and impailed his cheek! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mineurbiz Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/22016 Ouch! Read some of those comments. Some people thought it was his eyeball that popped out , but it looks to me like it was definitely his drumstick that broke and impailed his cheek! Yeah it was his drumstick, we played it over and over and you can see the one in "his" right hand break then he drops it and puts the one from his left had in his right hand, then grabs the piece that is in his face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90+ PLUS Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 THIS IS SO FUNNY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbjCyGJrHPQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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