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How is this thread now in "Important Topics"?

Doesn't it say "useless" right in the title?

:thumb::dunno:

Oh well :banghead:

NICE...i got pinned....

see kids, you annoy someone long enough youll either get some respect, or they will cave in and give you something just so youll shut up.......:lol:

thanks pete! you da best!

i think it was out of pity Cole

:dunno:

:lol:

I'll tell you all why it was pinned. This topic has nothing to do with trying to give Cole more attention. He definitely does NOT need it. :flipoff: :porn: It doesn't have anything to do with COLE at all. It was to keep the thread in an easy to find spot in the general chat section. General Chat becomes very clogged with useless garbage like the posts that are in Coles Corner. It is kinda a reminder for everyone to post that stuff in here.

It wasn't pinned becaue it is important. It is like other posts like joke of the day, etc that have been pinned before.

I hope that clears up the big mystery of why everyone was soooo concerned about it. :banghead::beat:

Back to your regulary scheduled dog chit thread. :bs:

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I'll tell you all why it was pinned. This topic has nothing to do with trying to give Cole more attention. He definitely does NOT need it. :bs::banghead: It doesn't have anything to do with COLE at all. It was to keep the thread in an easy to find spot in the general chat section. General Chat becomes very clogged with useless garbage like the posts that are in Coles Corner. It is kinda a reminder for everyone to post that stuff in here.

It wasn't pinned becaue it is important. It is like other posts like joke of the day, etc that have been pinned before.

I hope that clears up the big mystery of why everyone was soooo concerned about it. :thumb::banghead:

Back to your regulary scheduled dog chit thread. :porn:

Sounds alot like something I posted in the "New Years" thread in Dumont Happenings.

BITER :flipoff::dunno::beat::dunno:

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iam not worried about it. the whole reason i post this stuff is because i find it humourous, and a smile a day cant kill anyone.

Even though I don't think there is a sole in the world that has to time to read all of them or care that much, I agree. :banghead::dunno: There is some good stuff from time to time. badger badger badger :duniemonkie::banghead:

Sounds alot like something I posted in the "New Years" thread in Dumont Happenings.

BITER :bs::flipoff: :porn: :lol:

Everyone says that from time to time on here. Don't start thinking you coined that phrase. :dunno::beat::thumb:

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Darwin Award Winner

(21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation.

The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one he!! of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!

When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.

The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%.

In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident.

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