chris1223 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 My Turtle Needs A Booty Call Date: 2007-02-24, 7:04PM EST I have a very special red-eared slider who recently "became a man," as they say. He deserves everything his little heart desires so I'm kind of hoping someone out there has a female turtle that . . . you know, needs a little something extra. She would be one lucky turtle because my turtle is very cute with huge, sexy claws. And he is also the John Holmes of turtles. That being said, my turtle doesn't need any baby momma drama and since he's pretty young in turtle years, I doubt he's ready to commit to anything exclusive or long-term. So I guess we're kind of talking about casual sex here but I promise that my turtle could give your turtle more respect and pleasure than the average "special friend." If you think that your female turtle may be interested, please contact me. And if you have any pictures, I can show them to my turtle and see his reaction. Thanks! Location: Boston it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 :mc_smiley: OMG Your killing me. It is a turtle NOT a Tortise. It could get ugly. My friend had a tortise. Good Lord. The mess - spulge was huge. Good luck with the hummmmmm...... copulation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trqjnky Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 that right there is funny chit. pimpin out your turtle.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingnut Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 My kids have two turtles.......don't know if they have any cash and prizes though?!#$%#@?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Chris did you copy and paste this from Craig's list? It sure looks like it. Is this your ad and are you for real? :mc_smiley: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 This thread needs to be reported for disposal based on very very very BAD TASTE. :mc_smiley: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris1223 Posted April 25, 2007 Author Share Posted April 25, 2007 Chris did you copy and paste this from Craig's list? It sure looks like it. Is this your ad and are you for real? :mc_smiley: Yes I did get it from Craig's List - They have a "Best of" section. I know that I'm a "weird duck", but no I dont have a turtle - and if I did I would not be getting close to his/her parts..... This thread needs to be reported for disposal based on very very very BAD TASTE. Really? I guess you heard the man Pete....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 This thread needs to be reported for disposal based on very very very BAD TASTE. you kidding, Don? Or are you serious and still a$$ hurt about that 72 hr suspension for breaking the rules? :mc_smiley: Really? I guess you heard the man Pete....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offroadracer Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 My Turtle Needs A Booty Call Date: 2007-02-24, 7:04PM EST I have a very special red-eared slider who recently "became a man," as they say. He deserves everything his little heart desires so I'm kind of hoping someone out there has a female turtle that . . . you know, needs a little something extra. She would be one lucky turtle because my turtle is very cute with huge, sexy claws. And he is also the John Holmes of turtles. That being said, my turtle doesn't need any baby momma drama and since he's pretty young in turtle years, I doubt he's ready to commit to anything exclusive or long-term. So I guess we're kind of talking about casual sex here but I promise that my turtle could give your turtle more respect and pleasure than the average "special friend." If you think that your female turtle may be interested, please contact me. And if you have any pictures, I can show them to my turtle and see his reaction. Thanks! Location: Boston it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests WTF :mc_smiley: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randog Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Yeah, WTF Funny thing, Nick just posted this link in Cole's Corner. :mc_smiley: Have you thought of hookin' him up with one of these? Safe Booty Call for your turtle <<<< Click the link Maybe this IS him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocean's 4 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 WOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris1223 Posted April 25, 2007 Author Share Posted April 25, 2007 Yeah, WTF Funny thing, Nick just posted this link in Cole's Corner. :mc_smiley: Have you thought of hookin' him up with one of these? Safe Booty Call for your turtle <<<< Click the link Maybe this IS him. I cant tell if that turtle likes "Big Sexy Claws" though...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ynot Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 I told you guys that this guy was a "weird Duck" but you didn't believe me and look what happened. He's pushing turtle humping as a new American sport. :mc_smiley: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUNE SMURF Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 thanks chris just made my morning a little more interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 you kidding, Don? Or are you serious and still a$$ hurt about that 72 hr suspension for breaking the rules? Man, Am I ever serious about anything? You know when I'm serious because I'm usually telling someone to shut --- ---- up. Don't want to be suspended again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Calm down. It's just a little Turtle Humpin" gone wrong. Ignore it and maybe it WILL go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sand chick Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 If you can believe this, but Redswr has a turtle. I saw it in the pet pixs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceisback Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Great new movie coming soon to a theatre near you: Must Love Turtles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris1223 Posted April 25, 2007 Author Share Posted April 25, 2007 I told you guys that this guy was a "weird Duck" but you didn't believe me and look what happened. He's pushing turtle humping as a new American sport. Wow Terry - you would have really tripped on the one I started to read before I found this one... It was about some guy finding his roomates booty beads in the dishwasher - I got about one sentance into that and was like no way, I'm outta here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlWithHorns Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 heres mine this one right buggy chick ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sand chick Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 this one right buggy chick ? Yep! Maybe we should move this over to the new forum idea j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 I told you guys that this guy was a "weird Duck" but you didn't believe me and look what happened. He's pushing turtle humping as a new American sport. :ahhhhh: We already knew Chris is wierd, Terry. We didn't need you to tell us to find that out. Man, Am I ever serious about anything? You know when I'm serious because I'm usually telling someone to shut --- ---- up. Don't want to be suspended again. :mic: I sometimes never know with you. :jester: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlWithHorns Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Yep! Maybe we should move this over to the new forum idea j/k haha i love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offroadracer Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 this one right buggy chick ? ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris1223 Posted April 26, 2007 Author Share Posted April 26, 2007 this one right buggy chick ? That one is a little toooo green for my turtle.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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