dunefreak Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 I got these from an e-mail Doug (budsponge sent me). I thought some of them were pretty funny. :rainbow1: ----These are actual newspaper ads: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little b*tch Bites FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward for this nasty little thing COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale. NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300 WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie. (AND THE BEST ONE) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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