cdavego Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duniemonkie Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 I don't like it when your sick and someone ALWAYS has to say man you look like crap. Ya think?? I am sick............What did ya think I should look like?? That's just like when you have a sweatshirt on and someone inevitably asks "are you cold?" No dumbass, I have a sweatshirt on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lakecitydan Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Kinda reminds me of Bill Engvals here's your sign stuff. Out washing my truck and this guy that hangs out here occasionally comes over and asks (and I am not kidding here) So you washing your truck?? I couldn't help myself I said Nope just watering and thinking it might get as big as the Dodge! you wash your truck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lakecitydan Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 I don't like it when your sick and someone ALWAYS has to say man you look like crap. Ya think?? I am sick............What did ya think I should look like?? If your have a fever should we say you look hot?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBox_Kid Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated, instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offroadracer Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated, instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? Yea true ..why is that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Edgy Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 I cannot stand it when a guy calls his wife or girlfriend.... "Mommy". Is it just me or is that kinda sick? It weirds me out every time. It's not right. It is wrong in every way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 I cannot stand it when a guy calls his wife or girlfriend.... "Mommy". Is it just me or is that kinda sick? It weirds me out every time. It's not right. It is wrong in every way! EXACTLY...although I haven't ever heard guys say mommy to their spouse/ grilfriend, but I HAVE heard mama. Same thing- thats friggen creapy. Gross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offroadracer Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 I cannot stand it when a guy calls his wife or girlfriend.... "Mommy". Is it just me or is that kinda sick? It weirds me out every time. It's not right. It is wrong in every way! thats not right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Edgy Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 I hate telemarketers who call and act like they spoke to you in the past. When you know you have never...ever had any conversation with this individual. And then they get real A$$ BURNED when you call them out. Or the telemarketer who calls as soon as you sit down to eat dinner. I came up with a strategy that seems to work. Ask them for their home # and what time they usually eat. Than tell them you will be glad to call them back at that time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 But......... "Who's Your Daddy" is OK. You never hear chicks say "Who's your Mommy". One of the things I hate most is people who are NEVER wrong, have done everything, and it is always someone elses fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBoreVegas Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My4DrGSR Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 But......... "Who's Your Daddy" is OK. You never hear chicks say "Who's your Mommy". One of the things I hate most is people who are NEVER wrong, have done everything, and it is always someone elses fault. HAHAHA! First of all I was gonna agree with your post, then I was gonna add to it with something witty I'm sure, but I saw your quote and I LUV IT. I'm gonna pirate it, lol... ok fine i'll give u quote credits... I have no idea what I was gonna add to this thread since I read that, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Edgy Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 But......... "Who's Your Daddy" is OK. You never hear chicks say "Who's your Mommy". One of the things I hate most is people who are NEVER wrong, have done everything, and it is always someone elses fault. So...... am I to assume your significant other calls you "MOMMY"? :dance: Sorry to hear that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 So...... am I to assume your significant other calls you "MOMMY"? :dance: Sorry to hear that. :dance: Don't have a "Significant Other" Got rid of it cause it he called me "mommy" Only my youngest daughter calls me mommy and that is only when she wants something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fmflover Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? Random I know but kinda fit in..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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