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Fall Classes for Men at

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

by Monday, Oct 29, 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

at 7:00 PM

Class 6

Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

Open Forum.

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and role-playing.

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14

The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.

Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

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We better not forget about the ladies.......you know how they get when you leave them out!!

Fall Classes for Women

at the

ADULT LEARNING CENTER

NOTE: DUE TO THE FACT THAT WOMEN CAN TALK CONSTANTLY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED! TO 4 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Tires With Air And Other Easy Vehicle Jobs

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2

Shampoo/Soap/Body Wash, Is It Necessary To Have 32 Different Bottles? Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

The Toilet Seat…It Does Go Down As Well! :laughoff:

On-site Instructions

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Needing To Have A Talk… Not Waiting Until Your Partner Is Sleeping-

Testimonials and Explanations

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

The Menstrual Cycle, Not An Excuse To Be Nasty All Day Long

Discussions with Open Forum.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

at 7:00 PM

Class 6

Loss Of Identity—A Night Out With The Guys Doesn't Mean He Is Cheating

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

"What Are You Thinking" and Other Questions That Shouldn't Be Asked On a

Hourly Basis

Open Forum .

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

Health Watch—Dirty Movies Wont Kill You If You Watch!

Graphics and Video Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Women Keep Their Comments To

Themselves When Lost.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While A Sporting Event Is On?

Simulations and Live Demonstration

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Father and Husband.

Online Classes and role-playing .

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion, Decide On One Item, Any Item,

Before The Mall Closes!

Role-Playing and Video Examples.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13

Remembering Your First Kiss While Wearing Your Blue Sweater When There Was

A Full Moon, And Other Dates That Aren't Important

Cerebral Shock Therapy and Open Discussion.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14

Rules Of The Relationship, They Shouldn't Change Every 2 Days!

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the

survivors.

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We better not forget about the ladies.......you know how they get when you leave them out!!

Fall Classes for Women

at the

ADULT LEARNING CENTER

NOTE: DUE TO THE FACT THAT WOMEN CAN TALK CONSTANTLY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED! TO 4 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Tires With Air And Other Easy Vehicle Jobs

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2

Shampoo/Soap/Body Wash, Is It Necessary To Have 32 Different Bottles? Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

The Toilet Seat…It Does Go Down As Well! :laughoff:

On-site Instructions

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Needing To Have A Talk… Not Waiting Until Your Partner Is Sleeping-

Testimonials and Explanations

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

The Menstrual Cycle, Not An Excuse To Be Nasty All Day Long

Discussions with Open Forum.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

at 7:00 PM

Class 6

Loss Of Identity—A Night Out With The Guys Doesn't Mean He Is Cheating

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

"What Are You Thinking" and Other Questions That Shouldn't Be Asked On a

Hourly Basis

Open Forum .

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

Health Watch—Dirty Movies Wont Kill You If You Watch!

Graphics and Video Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Women Keep Their Comments To

Themselves When Lost.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While A Sporting Event Is On?

Simulations and Live Demonstration

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Father and Husband.

Online Classes and role-playing .

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion, Decide On One Item, Any Item,

Before The Mall Closes!

Role-Playing and Video Examples.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13

Remembering Your First Kiss While Wearing Your Blue Sweater When There Was

A Full Moon, And Other Dates That Aren't Important

Cerebral Shock Therapy and Open Discussion.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14

Rules Of The Relationship, They Shouldn't Change Every 2 Days!

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the

survivors.

:laughoff:

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