zoom-zoom-Suze Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Fall Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, Oct 29, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBox_Kid Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 We better not forget about the ladies.......you know how they get when you leave them out!! Fall Classes for Women at the ADULT LEARNING CENTER NOTE: DUE TO THE FACT THAT WOMEN CAN TALK CONSTANTLY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED! TO 4 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Tires With Air And Other Easy Vehicle Jobs Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 Shampoo/Soap/Body Wash, Is It Necessary To Have 32 Different Bottles? Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 The Toilet Seat…It Does Go Down As Well! On-site Instructions Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Needing To Have A Talk… Not Waiting Until Your Partner Is Sleeping- Testimonials and Explanations Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 The Menstrual Cycle, Not An Excuse To Be Nasty All Day Long Discussions with Open Forum. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity—A Night Out With The Guys Doesn't Mean He Is Cheating Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 "What Are You Thinking" and Other Questions That Shouldn't Be Asked On a Hourly Basis Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch—Dirty Movies Wont Kill You If You Watch! Graphics and Video Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Women Keep Their Comments To Themselves When Lost. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While A Sporting Event Is On? Simulations and Live Demonstration 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Father and Husband. Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion, Decide On One Item, Any Item, Before The Mall Closes! Role-Playing and Video Examples. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 Remembering Your First Kiss While Wearing Your Blue Sweater When There Was A Full Moon, And Other Dates That Aren't Important Cerebral Shock Therapy and Open Discussion. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 Rules Of The Relationship, They Shouldn't Change Every 2 Days! Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offroadracer Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 We better not forget about the ladies.......you know how they get when you leave them out!! Fall Classes for Women at the ADULT LEARNING CENTER NOTE: DUE TO THE FACT THAT WOMEN CAN TALK CONSTANTLY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED! TO 4 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Tires With Air And Other Easy Vehicle Jobs Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 Shampoo/Soap/Body Wash, Is It Necessary To Have 32 Different Bottles? Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 The Toilet Seat…It Does Go Down As Well! On-site Instructions Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Needing To Have A Talk… Not Waiting Until Your Partner Is Sleeping- Testimonials and Explanations Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 The Menstrual Cycle, Not An Excuse To Be Nasty All Day Long Discussions with Open Forum. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity—A Night Out With The Guys Doesn't Mean He Is Cheating Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 "What Are You Thinking" and Other Questions That Shouldn't Be Asked On a Hourly Basis Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch—Dirty Movies Wont Kill You If You Watch! Graphics and Video Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Women Keep Their Comments To Themselves When Lost. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While A Sporting Event Is On? Simulations and Live Demonstration 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Father and Husband. Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion, Decide On One Item, Any Item, Before The Mall Closes! Role-Playing and Video Examples. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 Remembering Your First Kiss While Wearing Your Blue Sweater When There Was A Full Moon, And Other Dates That Aren't Important Cerebral Shock Therapy and Open Discussion. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 Rules Of The Relationship, They Shouldn't Change Every 2 Days! Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sand chick Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Those are so funny :worthless_without_pics: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 :dance: :angry2: :worthless_without_pics: Those are great,all of the above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ringleader(FF5) Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 These are hysterical !!!!! :worthless_without_pics: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvdunes Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 All of those were funny! :worthless_without_pics: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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