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You know I haven't seen those either,would be funny :clap:

That must look real sexy :thumb: You in a bra huh! :laughoff:

girls can get away with wearing boxers but men and bras just don't work.

you wanna talk about equal rights??? it is totally lopsided toward women

case in point

a woman, any woman, walks into a crowded bar, takes her clothes off while standing on the bar and remarks that she wants to have sex........a line would form

a man does the same thing, and he gets arrested!!!

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you wanna talk about equal rights??? it is totally lopsided toward women

case in point

a woman, any woman, walks into a crowded bar, takes her clothes off while standing on the bar and remarks that she wants to have sex........a line would form

a man does the same thing, and he gets arrested!!!

You got that right unless you go to one of those men shows. :thumb:

But men can take off there shirts anywhere and walk around topless and get away with it.no questions asked or strange thoughts or looks.

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You got that right unless you go to one of those men shows. :laughoff:

But men can take off there shirts anywhere and walk around topless and get away with it.no questions asked or strange thoughts or looks.

i personally think that the dorks that take their shirts off in public have attention anxiety. yeah, they might have a great 6 pack......but it still screams "look at me"

another case in point

1. a woman breaks down on the side of the road......several people pull over to help

a man breaks down on the side of the road.............. :thumb: no one

2. proven fact...women get out of traffic tickets more than men do

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i personally think that the dorks that take their shirts off in public have attention anxiety. yeah, they might have a great 6 pack......but it still screams "look at me"

another case in point

1. a woman breaks down on the side of the road......several people pull over to help

a man breaks down on the side of the road.............. :clap: no one

2. proven fact...women get out of traffic tickets more than men do

The plus side to a man is that he can pee outside and get away with it. :laughoff: And men never have to touch the toilet seat,unles..........

Women have to squat and pee all over themselves :laughoff::thumb:

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The plus side to a man is that he can pee outside and get away with it. :clap: And men never have to touch the toilet seat,unles..........

Women have to squat and pee all over themselves :laughoff::thumb:

women can pee outside if they wanted to. iwouldnt have a problem with it.....its the women that have a problem with peeing out side

:laughoff:

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women can pee outside if they wanted to. iwouldnt have a problem with it.....its the women that have a problem with peeing out side

:thumb:

No we can't as well as you guy's....We have to hide in a bush,drip dry,not shake off.

We can't just turn our back and pretend we are looking at something.

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or some cactus :grin:

:dope:

better than a chastity belt

:grin:

"beware son, they have teeth down there"

:dope:

By the way you men can shoot further than us,we get splattered by the sand or dirt which than turns into a mess all over our shoes. :flipoff::laughoff:

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these threads are killing me!!! OCT NEEDS TO GET HERE QUICK!!! Cause we are definately running outta real thread :idea: !!! :grin::flipoff::dope::grin:

Oh have fun with it!what else do you have to do besides sitting at work? :laughoff:

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Just wear DEPENDS!!!!!!!!

Ok so I take it that's your answer to what women need to do in order to pee outside successfully :D:laughoff:

there is more to peeing outside than distance

:dope:

there is an aspect of finesse

:grin:

the ability to "control" the flow

:blink:

its just not on or off

:idea:

:dope::grin:

So it is coordination skills,grace,and the ability to control your pee flow.Gotcha :thumb::clap::dope::flipoff:

You see I was alway's told than women can stop and start as for men once they start they can't stop at a sudden moment???

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By the way you men can shoot further than us,we get splattered by the sand or dirt which than turns into a mess all over our shoes. :dope::flipoff:

i once knew a biker at a local portland bar that would win free drinks because his "old lady" could pee a stream over 10 feet :grin: something to see in back parking lot with a small crowd all messed up. i saw it couple times it was soo funny. a few guys would pick up his bar tab now and then just to see it again. the drunker she got the funnier it was... :laughoff:

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i once knew a biker at a local portland bar that would win free drinks because his "old lady" could pee a stream over 10 feet :grin: something to see in back parking lot with a small crowd all messed up. i saw it couple times it was soo funny. a few guys would pick up his bar tab now and then just to see it again. the drunker she got the funnier it was... :flipoff:

Wow that is some pee release talent,what people will do to get free drinks.Just stop and squat and shoot. :dope::laughoff:

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Wow that is some pee release talent,what people will do to get free drinks.Just stop and squat and shoot. :flipoff::laughoff:

No...I think he's saying that she can pee standing up and the stream goes 10 ft. I have heard on KOMP that if you practice you can do this too. :dope:

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Ok so I take it that's your answer to what women need to do in order to pee outside successfully :D:laughoff:

:dope::grin:

So it is coordination skills,grace,and the ability to control your pee flow.Gotcha :dope::blink::thumb::flipoff:

You see I was alway's told than women can stop and start as for men once they start they can't stop at a sudden moment???

try peeing outside and having the five ohhh roll up...that will put an immediate stop to it

:grin:

:idea:

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No...I think he's saying that she can pee standing up and the stream goes 10 ft. I have heard on KOMP that if you practice you can do this too. :laughoff:

i practiced for days to perfect the ability to pee outside

:grin:

:flipoff:

NOT! i was a natural...the first time i was a OP pro (Outside Pee'r)

:dope:

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alright, lets just say youre at a bar, and youre scoping for chicks, are you gonna go talk to one that looks like she's got a load in her pants???

:dope:

:flipoff:

or the one thats got visible g-string lines in her pants?

And than what?????

So are you saying you have picked up on a girl/boy????? :grin::laughoff:

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