OGP Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense!! Deputy says," License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What for?" Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." The deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving sh*t out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offroadracer Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Good one.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sand chick Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris1223 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I have an attorney in my office, I cant wait to show him this one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanddunesaddict Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Richard Cheese Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denylust Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Lol now thats funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Way too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 While we're on the subject..... These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. dude, those are effen hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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