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Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who

were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had

syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.

He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon , used opium in

college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an

occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?

Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. < BR>

Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:

Amateurs...built the ark.

Professionals...built the Titanic

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more

than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to

keep the rest of us in line.

You gotta pass this on....2 TOUGH QUESTIONS

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I think these questions raise some serious moral dilemas.

I really did not see anything funny....however, very interesting.

I am a very cynical and judgemental individual....kinda makes me wonder????

I'am still not gonna change :laughing::ninja::blink:

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Looks like Hitler gets the vote. And poor old Beethoven (tie those tubes while you're in there too!), Rammstein goes better with the Hitler vibe anyway, or Disturbed. Maybe a little Godsmack from time to time.

Humans need meat in thier diet, keeps the mind clear. Maybe if he wouldnt've been a vegatarian he might of gone about a few things differently. We'll never know...

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i think it needs to be on letterman or even better yet the tom green show . i'm not happy with the out come of these indv. they need to be brought to the nations att. on the news not internet . and how these people are making desision's on laws and can't even abide by them . oh forgot :booty: my 2 cents :whacky101:

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I didn't read all the posts but, I would have voted for the chick with all the damn Kids. Now there is some management skills. And she like to. well you know...........

If none of this make sense. I have a a rough week and 2 more to go so, My opinion does not count for two weeks. OK! :whacky101:

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on a serious note its a game of words constatuting nothing. you could have reworded that 3 different ways and got a different profile on any 3 of those men.

the abortion question was easy i got it right without trying.

and the congresional line up could be reworded turning them into saints

where ever you found that there not very profound just manipulative

but maybe its a good piece to make those who blindly vote think before they react :whacky101: :booty:

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Good questions, makes a person think. Not a whole lot surprises me anymore, I'm Married to someone with two sets of Balls. :D:D

That's what's so cool about you and Charlie, Jill. Most guys loose their set when the get married!!! Charlie got an extra set!!!!! It's true I have seen them!!!! :whacky101: :booty:

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Yeah Roosevelt !!!! :whacky101: and Beethoven.....well I think he needs lyrics for me to actually understand his music, and maybe some beats too. My question is...having the history of each congress member, what are "The People" doing about it ? We can post, complain, and b*tch all we want....the real problem is..."The People".....it sucks to say but people are so caught up in their everyday lives that we allow the corruption of government to slide. All I can say is "I would rather live in America with the adulterous, drug using, lying congress than anywhere else in this world".

The Trick.....pay your taxes, keep your nose clean, and vote.

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Here's the problem I have with the congressmen thing. I am a civil service employee just like they are. If I had any one of those charges against me I would lose my job. So why doesn't the same rules apply to them? :stick_smack:

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Here's the problem I have with the congressmen thing. I am a civil service employee just like they are. If I had any one of those charges against me I would lose my job. So why doesn't the same rules apply to them? :stick_smack:

They have more prestiege and power bro!

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