ynot Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Subject: Life explained I particularly appreciate the fact that on the first day God created the Dog. On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years, and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty, and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed again. On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry, and enjoy your life For this, I'll give you twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back? That makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You asked for it." So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grand-children. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot bob Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 ley me be the first to say touche well said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offroadracer Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 thats one way to put it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sand chick Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 OHH I like that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duniemonkie Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Gimmie my extra 10 years a-hole!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 What about "Women" We need another 30 at least to take care of the sh*t man didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Gimmie my extra 10 years a-hole!! talk to your ancestors...they f*cked it up for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocean's 4 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Nice, humans rule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingnut Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBox_Kid Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 What about "Women" We need another 30 at least to take care of the sh*t man didn't. It never fails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandseeker Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Sooooo true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EY3BA11 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Gimmie my extra 10 years a-hole!! Only if you get your cholesterol under control.... j/k monkie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingnut Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 I'm good with my expted life span!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sick Dayz Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUNE SMURF Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 so thats how its figured good one terry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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