sand chick Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 How would you guys handle this situation. We have a wonderful neighbor across the street from us, he doesn't have anything to do all day, but watch the neighborhood and riffle through peoples garbage. You know the REAL nosey kind. Problem is I have tried talking to him and being nice. We are pretty sure he's the one who calls the cops whenever we put our quads on the trailer, or start the rail up in the garage. Bob spied him the other day hiding behind the tree in his front yard watching the garage. I am not worried about him stealing anything, he's an old man, and after trying to talk to him, I don't think he's all there But last night this is what I came home to.............WTF??? AND HE WAS SITTING IN IT!! How far is too far?? What can a person do?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Just ignore him and go about your buisness. Let the old coot call the cops all he wants. Eventually they will just ignore him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Just ignore him and go about your buisness. Let the old coot call the cops all he wants. Eventually they will just ignore him. Either that or go outside with hubby and have a real good water fight with a few hoses and I am sure after a few times he will decide to stay covered in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerhouse Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 yeah , ignore him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trqjnky Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 you can legally have someone committed to a mental institution for 24 hrs to be evaluated, cant you? thought i herd that somewhere? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot bob Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 shoot him na just ignore him clearly your life is more interesting than his poor guy.ill come sit with him and well watch your house together....................................... now im kinda curious what you guys got goin on over there thats so interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 you can legally have someone committed to a mental institution for 24 hrs to be evaluated, cant you? thought i herd that somewhere? Not in California. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 na just ignore him clearly your life is more interesting than his poor guy.ill come sit with him and well watch your house together....................................... now im kinda curious what you guys got goin on over there thats so interesting That might be fun! We could sit at Bob and Jodi's house across the street and stare at the old guy. He might get all nervous and have a heart attack or something. That would be cool to watch him keel over right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingnut Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Hire a big hooker for him.....maybe he will keel over!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegas FX400 Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 (edited) Yea, what don said. Just set some chairs out, and when he's sittin there, you sit there and watch him too. And drink alot of beers while doing it....Just have a stare down with him. Oh, and those dead trees and bushes in his yard are a fire hazard. Tell on him, since he does the same Edited September 15, 2007 by vegas400ex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas style Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 put up a bright spotlight on your house and point it at him at least at night he wont be able to stare... get a few of the joke store stink bombs that smell like bad eggs and bomb his front yard IF he can smell he wont hang around there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntrsandman Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 1) Throw a few hundred pennies in his yard. That should keep him busy! 2) Take a care package over and spend some time with the dude. 3) Call the A-team 4) Steal his chairs 5) Throw a party and invite him over 6) Take him to dumont on Prez weekend and let him wander 7) Call the cops saying theres drug activity at his house 8) Park a cousin Eddie motorhome in front of his house 9) Ignore him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igotarail Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 I have some neighbors that are like that. I was going to get a manakin , wrap it up in a rug and carry it out to the truck with a leg sticking out and act all suspicious then go back to the garage and get a shovel and drive off, and see how long it takes the cops to pull me over. Of course as soon as I get around the corner have someone waiting to take the manakin so if the cops do pull me over I can tell them that my neighbor is crazy. If no cops pull me over just come back in a few hours dirty and make sure they are watching when I clean the shovel and back of the truck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sand chick Posted September 16, 2007 Author Share Posted September 16, 2007 (edited) I couldn't find a bad idea out of that bunch!! :redhat: This is why I love this place, now I just have to figure out which one to try first......... I think the first try will be next garage party gets moved to the street with lawn chairs and binoculars I did try the care package thing, but it didn't work, I guess he doesn't like chocolate chip cookies still warm from the oven or something Edited September 16, 2007 by buggychick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offroadracer Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 I have some neighbors that are like that. I was going to get a manakin , wrap it up in a rug and carry it out to the truck with a leg sticking out and act all suspicious then go back to the garage and get a shovel and drive off, and see how long it takes the cops to pull me over. Of course as soon as I get around the corner have someone waiting to take the manakin so if the cops do pull me over I can tell them that my neighbor is crazy. If no cops pull me over just come back in a few hours dirty and make sure they are watching when I clean the shovel and back of the truck out. that is good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot bob Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 I couldn't find a bad idea out of that bunch!! This is why I love this place, now I just have to figure out which one to try first......... I think the first try will be next garage party gets moved to the street with lawn chairs and binoculars I did try the care package thing, but it didn't work, I guess he doesn't like chocolate chip cookies still warm from the oven or something i do i do im coming over to sit in his chairs till you give me some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barneycar Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 next time he is out there take 2 chairs out and the shotgun sit in the chair and start cleaning the gun while lafhing and talking to the other chair he will go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Put a Female blowup doll in his chair, then put a chair in you yard with a Male blowup doll. Put a sign on your Male blowup doll that says. "Show me yours and I'll show you mine" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBox_Kid Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 I say you do the binocular thing everyday when you get home. Make sure you everytime!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBox_Kid Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 On the serious note ....... Clicky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingnut Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Hey Gerald can u find me some info on how to deal with friends that like to be nosey about your personal life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBox_Kid Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Hey Gerald can u find me some info on how to deal with friends that like to be nosey about your personal life? You bet. Anything for a fellow duner! Slip them one of these in a free ice cold beer next time they come for a visit!!! There's the green gas! Or for someone who needs a little weight loss vomit fluid! ...and for that someone special that is really deserving of the gift that keeps giving.... the evacuator! It may not deal with the nosy problem, but at least you can keep them busy for a while!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawasakiBob Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 I say go to your front picture window, drop your drawers, bend over and give him a nice pressed ham. Or shoot him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sand chick Posted September 18, 2007 Author Share Posted September 18, 2007 (edited) On the serious note ....... Clicky... That is funny AND informative!! I say go to your front picture window, drop your drawers, bend over and give him a nice pressed ham. Or shoot him. HEY how did you know I had a front picture window?? Is this the neighbor? I am loving this response, I have soo many good things to choose from. Edited September 18, 2007 by buggychick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntrsandman Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 You bet. Anything for a fellow duner! Slip them one of these in a free ice cold beer next time they come for a visit!!! There's the green gas! Or for someone who needs a little weight loss vomit fluid! ...and for that someone special that is really deserving of the gift that keeps giving.... the evacuator! It may not deal with the nosy problem, but at least you can keep them busy for a while!! I like the "Don't give without consent" Is it OK if I make you crap your pants uncontrollably? Would you mind if I caused you to puke your guts out? If you drink this, it will make you fart endlessly. Would you do it for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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