ntrsandman Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2019 :mic: Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. :porn: Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. :hug: Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. :chug: :chug: George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. :angry2: Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. :afro: New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indasand Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 That's funny and kinda scary at the same time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiercedBoy Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 (edited) HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2019 Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. NEVER GONNA HAPPEN Edited November 19, 2007 by PiercedBoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racegirl04 Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sand chick Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Those were pretty good, but yeah a little scary as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SASCO Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kens Colors Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Geez little racist and misogynistic (look it up) don't you think? I really didn't think it was very funny or even remotely clever. but that could just be me I have no sense of humor. If they were truly clever it would have been Floruba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBox_Kid Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Geez little racist and misogynistic (look it up) don't you think? I really didn't think it was very funny or even remotely clever. but that could just be me I have no sense of humor. If they were truly clever it would have been Floruba. That's scary. I was thinking the exact same thing.....even Floruba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kens Colors Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Well Gerald you know what they say "great minds think alike....so do weak ones" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBox_Kid Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Well being that I am strongly opinionated.....it would be the former and not the latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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