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Can't stand the place!! We only go there if we have to. Not only is it disgusting and gross, I just cannot tolerate screaming/crying children with snot dripping down their faces, as their parents ignore them and go about shopping. WTF????? :laughoff: Whenever walk in there, I am in a foul mood for the next 4 hours at least. Ask Wingnut!! :banghead:

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OK Boys! And I use that term quit loseley! Take it EZ. It was all in fun. At least Stacie thought it was funny.

WTF! Bash Rebecca Day. Jeeezzzzzzzzz

Come on no one is bashing you. I'm sure there are many females that hang out at walmart looking for dates!!!! :banghead:

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Come on no one is bashing you. I'm sure there are many females that hang out at walmart looking for dates!!!! :banghead:

I wasn't going to say this but, then stop hangin' out in the fat ladies department. I saw you there 3 times last week while I was looking for my winter MooMoo's. :laughoff::laughoff:

The truth be told I shop a Kmart cause it is right down the street. The only thing I get a walmart is lotion cause Kmart never has any in stock.

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So to all you all you Walmart Haters :banghead: It is almost like Disneyland with lots of characters and things to do like:

Fifteen Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/shopping partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when

they aren't looking

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'

in housewares......and see what happens

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll

invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why

can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your

nose

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he

knows where the antidepressants are

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme

from Mission Impossible"

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different

size funnels

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK

ME!" PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal

position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell

loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!!!!"

DOES ANHYONE THINK THIS PART IS FUNNY! GAWD!

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I wasn't going to say this but, then stop hangin' out in the fat ladies department. I saw you there 3 times last week while I was looking for my winter MooMoo's. :banghead::laughoff:

The truth be told I shop a Kmart cause it is right down the street. The only thing I get a walmart is lotion cause Kmart never has any in stock.

ARE YOU FREEKING KIDDING ME? WHY WOULD YOU EVER SAY THAT!!!!!!!!

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My mom doesn't even shop at Wally World and she works there!!!! I reached out to those anti-Walmart orgs to see if they could help my mom with her accident. They never replied to my emails. Figures! Just a bunch of political lobbyists that don't give a da** about real people. Just like the idiots trying to shut down riding areas. They work and live in ivory towers and have no clue about the real world!!! :beercheers:

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Wal-Mart=Non Union, ok, no big deal, but making you sign a statement saying you will be automatically terminated for even talking about the Union. :headbang1: Bad Form!

:beercheers: Local 12 members. :idiot:

My work won't let you mention the "union" word either. All though, they aren't like walmart nazi's!

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