mineurbiz Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randog Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 That's jacked up. :smoker: The only reason that's funny is cuz I ain't no barber. That guy was minen' someone else's biz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior07 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 :smoker: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mineurbiz Posted February 14, 2008 Author Share Posted February 14, 2008 (edited) That's jacked up. :smoker: The only reason that's funny is cuz I ain't no barber. That guy was minen' someone else's biz. At least he was nice enough to make an appointment. Or should I say check availability. Edited February 14, 2008 by mineurbiz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdavego Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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