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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How

long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers

and said, "About 2 hours."

The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the

door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About

3 hours."

The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop

and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The

barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour

and a half."

The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob,

do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes.

He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a

haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop,

laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where

does that guy go when he leaves?" Bob looked up, wiped

the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"

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:laughoff: That's jacked up. :smoker:

The only reason that's funny is cuz I ain't no barber.

That guy was minen' someone else's biz. :driver:

At least he was nice enough to make an appointment. Or should I say check availability.

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