CaptNkllm Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 when did you paint your camaro black? heh. one more time for the love of hair and glasses.. "can i get directions to the new kids on the block concert?" Dan I didnt know you were Eric Estrada???... these are before and after pics of CHIPS Patrol? then again you could double for 1 of the VILLAGE PEOPLE? young man.......I said young man....Y.M.C.A where talkin Y.MC.A lol love ya Dan or should I say Danny Boy Capt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandSoulja Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Dan your supposed to wear red shorts not black speedos I just threw up in my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indasand Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 (edited) Oh nevermind....... Edited May 4, 2008 by indasand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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desertskyz Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Dr. Leopold Vertaosky of the Canadian Institute of Medicine recently made discoveries indirectly linked to the causes of prostate cancer. For the past 10 years, Vertaowsky and five other colleagues studied hair styles and their links to cancer in the prostate. The results are overwhelming. Mullets cause cancer. Known in Great Britain as "business in the front, party in the back," the mullet not only causes cancer, studies show, but they have also been linked to numerous incidents of road rage and parking-lot scuffles. What is it about the mullet that encourages this deadly disease and these violent outbreaks? Valentine Stranskowski, a historian working contiguously with Vertaosky, says evidence can be traced back to the stone ages, when it is believed that cave men and even women wore their hair in mullets. "It was a matter of survival," Stranskowski said. "To cut the hair away from the neck would mean cold winters would be even colder, and to leave long hair in the front would restrict vision in hunting situations as well as in gathering." Vertaowsky says this, compounded with his experiments on control groups, men with short hair and men with long hair, and on variable groups, men with mullets, proves the link of the mullet with prostate cancer and extreme violence. "The results of the experiments are overwhelming," Vertaowsky said. "The DNA of those with mullets is almost identical, while mullet DNA is completely different from the DNA of those without mullets." According to Vertaowsky, the mullet man's DNA is naturally more susceptible to the gene mutations that cause prostate cancer. Besides DNA similarities, there are also hormonal congruities among those with mullets. "Testosterone levels are sky-high in men with mullets. So, add testosterone to a particular DNA-type group, and you can expect at least 78 percent of men with mullets will develop prostate cancer." Mullet donners can also expect their DNA and their testosterone to keep them in trucks, fists ready and boots, steel-toed or cowboy, to help them out in parking-lot scuffles and road-rage run-ins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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indasand Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Dr. Leopold Vertaosky of the Canadian Institute of Medicine recently made discoveries indirectly linked to the causes of prostate cancer. For the past 10 years, Vertaowsky and five other colleagues studied hair styles and their links to cancer in the prostate. The results are overwhelming. Mullets cause cancer. Known in Great Britain as "business in the front, party in the back," the mullet not only causes cancer, studies show, but they have also been linked to numerous incidents of road rage and parking-lot scuffles. What is it about the mullet that encourages this deadly disease and these violent outbreaks? Valentine Stranskowski, a historian working contiguously with Vertaosky, says evidence can be traced back to the stone ages, when it is believed that cave men and even women wore their hair in mullets. "It was a matter of survival," Stranskowski said. "To cut the hair away from the neck would mean cold winters would be even colder, and to leave long hair in the front would restrict vision in hunting situations as well as in gathering." Vertaowsky says this, compounded with his experiments on control groups, men with short hair and men with long hair, and on variable groups, men with mullets, proves the link of the mullet with prostate cancer and extreme violence. "The results of the experiments are overwhelming," Vertaowsky said. "The DNA of those with mullets is almost identical, while mullet DNA is completely different from the DNA of those without mullets." According to Vertaowsky, the mullet man's DNA is naturally more susceptible to the gene mutations that cause prostate cancer. Besides DNA similarities, there are also hormonal congruities among those with mullets. "Testosterone levels are sky-high in men with mullets. So, add testosterone to a particular DNA-type group, and you can expect at least 78 percent of men with mullets will develop prostate cancer." Mullet donners can also expect their DNA and their testosterone to keep them in trucks, fists ready and boots, steel-toed or cowboy, to help them out in parking-lot scuffles and road-rage run-ins. I will never get that minute of my life back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarbyCrash Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 I found some things that just had to be added to this thread http://www.mulletheadrocks.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indasand Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 OMG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptNkllm Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 OMG ^ ^ ^ ^ What he said Capt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitcat Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Billy Ray Cyrus turns into Ricky Martin! My achy brakey heart.... She bangs! She bangs! :freakin_nuts: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior07 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Hey dan don't feel so bad about the mullet thing i found some pics to were i cleaned up my doo back in 1986 little rock arkansas before ez up was available to the general public 1993 redrock best in the desert calender shoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertrider71 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 1993 redrock best in the desert calender shoot ^ ^ ^ I say Photoshopped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertrider71 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 ^ ^ ^ I say Photoshopped :poke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior07 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 ^ ^ ^ I say Photoshopped you think everything is photoshop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerhouse Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Hey dan don't feel so bad about the mullet thing i found some pics to were i cleaned up my doo back in 1986 little rock arkansas before ez up was available to the general public 1993 redrock best in the desert calender shoot hey pete , are you on the front or the back ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
high octane junkie Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior07 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 hey pete , are you on the front or the back ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sand chick Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 (edited) 1993 redrock best in the desert calender shoot HOLY HELL! ITS SCOTT BAIO!!!!!! I wondered what happened to him and he's been on DDR this whole time!! After playing on Charles in Charge it's no wonder he makes such good Dune Porter!! :watching: :lol: Or is it the Karate Kid Ralph whats his name Macccccsomething Edited May 13, 2008 by sand chick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior07 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 HOLY HELL! ITS SCOTT BAIO!!!!!! I wondered what happened to him and he's been on DDR this whole time!! After playing on Charles in Charge it's no wonder he makes such good Dune Porter!! :watching: Or is it the Karate Kid Ralph whats his name Macccccsomething OH YOUR GONNA GET IT !!! FONZIES ON HIS WAY TO YOUR HOUSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
high octane junkie Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 heh, classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior07 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 I'd also send mr miagi but he's past Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 wow! Nice pic there, warrior. You look like you got your tough guy face on. Nic jeans on the chick too! Thats hot! you think everything is photoshop nah...remember? that's YOU who thinks that, ma facka! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sand chick Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 (edited) OR I just can't decide!? :freakin_nuts: :shocked2: :porn: :shocked2: Edited May 14, 2008 by sand chick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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