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Here you go Dr. Doolittle. Thanks so much for getting this stuck in my head! I think I'll go jump off of a cliff now..

If I could talk to the animals, just imagine it,

Chattin' with a chimp in chimpanzee,

Imagine talking to a tiger, chatting with a cheetah,

What a neat achievement it would be!

If we could talk to the animals, learn all their languages,

I could take an animal degree,

I'd study elephant and eagle, buffalo and beagle,

Alligator, guinea pig, and flea!

I would converse in polar bear and python,

And I would curse in fluent kangaroo,

If people ask me "can you speak rhinocerous?"

I'd say "of courserous! Can't you?"

If I conferred with our furry friends, man to animal,

Think of the amazing repartee

If I could walk with the animals, talk with the animals,

Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals,

And they could talk to me!

If I consulted with quadrupeds

Think what fun we'd have asking over crocodiles for tea!

Or maybe lunch with two or three lions, walruses and sea lions

What a lovely place the world would be!

If I spoke slang to orangutans

The advantages why any fool on earth could plainly see!

Discussing Eastern art and dramas

With intellectual llamas

That's a big step forward you'll agree!

I'd learn to speak in antelope and turtle

And my Pekinese would be extremely good

If I were asked to sing in hippopotamus

I'd say "whynotamous? and I would!"

If I could parlay with pachyderms

It's a fairy tale worthy of Hans Anderson and Grimm

A man who walks with the animals and talks with the animals

Grunts and squeaks and squawks with the animals and they could talk to him!

Let me hear them talk

I'd study every creature's language

So I could speak to all of them on site

If friends said “can he talk in crab or maybe pelican?

You'd say "I canny can, and you'd be right!"

And if you just stop and think of it

Ain't no doubt of it

I'm gonna win a place in history

If I could walk with the animals

Talk with the animals

Grunt, squeak, squawk with the animals

And they could squeak and squawk and speak and talk to me!

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Yeah! kinda of crazy huh. Hey! maybe I could get my own Cable Show. I never knew those owls were around here. It was pretty funny watching him rock all those doves world.

:ah: Run Fly Away, Fly Away.

Hey skyz found something on craigslist for ya !!

Large Bird Cage - $150 (Southwest Location)

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Date: 2009-03-07, 8:50AM PST

Large Bird Cage 2'D x 3'W x 5'H. Off White Powder Coat on Wheels for Easy Mobility. Custom Stainless Steel Slide-Out Cleaning Tray. Water Bottle, Crocks and Toy Accessories Included. Like New.

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damn, did you take that pic Rebecca? Thats badass!

:( Tried to but couldn't get close enough. I gotta get a camera like yours as much crazy freaking wildlife I see. I am going to sit out with my video camera tonight and see if I can catch some action.

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I swear to God! :laughing: Yes! your not going to believe this but....... He's BAAACK!

Met Spike! He's grown about an inch.

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My neighbor across the street walks over and says, "Look! we found a tortoise". I say, :thumb: yip that's him.

DUDE'S GOT STREET CRED'S. kid has been around.

I'm keeping him/her this time. WFT do I do now? HELP!

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I regret to say that I am going to have to find Spike a good home. I cannot provide a safe enviorment for him. My female Belgain Belinios (large dog) wants to eat him. The encloser that Dan and I were going to build would have to have a 6 foot fence around it to keep her (Biotch) out. So, with that said.

Dose anyone here have the proper (Street Cred's) and space to give this guy a home.

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Tanner! I hope you love him as must as I did. Hope Spike is a good name for you guys, if not, it's all good. HE DOES NOT BITE. Storm was a good boy too,he loved you Tanner, he likes kids.

Thanks guys for giving him/her a good home. BTW! if your wife REALLY wants to grow a garden, :rockwoot: I have some tips and tricks.

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I swear to God! :laughing: Yes! your not going to believe this but....... He's BAAACK!

Met Spike! He's grown about an inch.

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My neighbor across the street walks over and says, "Look! we found a tortoise". I say, :blink: yip that's him.

DUDE'S GOT STREET CRED'S. kid has been around.

I'm keeping him/her this time. WFT do I do now? HELP!

That little guy looks about 3 years old. It looks to have a calcium deficiency by the looks of its shell (see the abnormally large bumps.) I would turn it over to a Tortoise preserve. We have 2 salcata's.

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THAT LOOKS LIKE TORTOISE HEAVEN!!!!

:blink:

These tortoises are the only ones with an actualy personality. Get ready for another kid, it will follow you around and recognize your voice. Watch for parasites in its pooo :poop:

These love to eat, poo, walk around, eat pooo and thats about it, great pets. Make sure you soak it in luke warm water once a week, When i mean soak it, I mean put him in a dish where the water is deep enought to summerse the bottom half of his shell. :swim:

Mine is small right now so I still need to keep him inside so the ravens, hawks, crows dont get at him.

:laughing:

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