Wine vs. Water

[HappyHour]

As Ben Franklin said; in wine there is wisdom, in beer there is

freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled

trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water

each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo

of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) ? bacteria found in feces. In other

words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk

when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,

filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, then to drink

water and be full of sh*t. There is no need to thank me for this valuable

information: I'm doing it as a public service.

:beer_bang: :fro_smokin: :moonwalk:

[Guest Crasher]

I got an email today regarding the unknown benefits of Vodka…… Who knew?!!!!

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and the n blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9 Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth, to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

:beer_bang:

[CaptNkllm]

WOW who woulda thunk!!!

wonder what it does when its puked up on the side of the truck :beer_bang: it sure shined afterwards

Capt

[Randog]

WOW who woulda thunk!!!

wonder what it does when its puked up on the side of the truck it sure shined afterwards

Capt

:beer_bang:

Capt, you been hangin' with Wingy too much or some chit like dat. Startin' to sound just like him.

Edited July 15, 2008 by Randog

[Richard Cheese]

:beer_bang:

Capt, you been hangin' with Wingy too much or some chit like dat. Startin' to sound just like him.

least he not smellin like him.....YET

[CaptNkllm]

me and him the same.... they dont call him WingNUT for mothing...its a cheese thing lol

Capt

[wingnut]

WOW who woulda thunk!!!

wonder what it does when its puked up on the side of the truck it sure shined afterwards

Capt

No Capt, that's where I took a leak on your truck!!!!! :beer_bang:

[Kitcat]

I got an email today regarding the unknown benefits of Vodka…… Who knew?!!!!

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and the n blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9 Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth, to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

:fro:

Here's another use: Drink vodka and

:bar: