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Before Marriage

John--Ah...at last. I can hardly wait.

Jane--Do you want me to leave?

John--NO! Dont even think about that.

Jane--Do you love me?

John--Of course! Always have and always will.

Jane--Have you ever cheated on me?

John--NO! Why are you even asking?

Jane--Will you kiss me?

John--Every chance I get.

Jane--Will you hit me?

John--Hell no! Are you crazy?

Jane--Can I trust you?

John--Yes.

Jane--Darling!

After Marriage

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due to recent activity in my life i feel it is not safe to participate in this thread.. big softy meanie call me whatcha want but i aint gonna say sh*t to bad influences anymore.

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i can think of alot of things after 25 years. till do us part is bullshit. they need term limits.

Amen!

Good god, then move on if you don't like or love the person you are with anymore you two! :blink: :kitty: :beercheers: Life is too short to be unhappy.

due to recent activity in my life i feel it is not safe to participate in this thread.. big softy meanie call me whatcha want but i aint gonna say sh*t to bad influences anymore.

I have no idea wtf that means, but OK dude! :flipoff:

"Dude, your an a$$hole!" :whistle::flipoff:

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