dinicolady Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I was pretty humiliated after that guy yelled at me and caused a scene! Yeah, she was super cool! It would have been a really bad experience if she hadn't helped! Understandable!! Sounds like that dude made the WRONG career choice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Last night the Henderson PD finally busted my neighbor for DUI. This guy was driving around the neighbor hood and hit a van up the street, drove away and the kid who lives up chased him down the street, got him stopped, pulled the drunk out of the truck and took his keys, while his friend called the police. Now keep in mind he, the kid, is good friend with the Son in Law of the guy that got busted. This weirdo drunk freaks me out. He sits (passes out) in his truck for hours. I got up one morning and mowed my back yard. Open my side gate and the he was sleeping in his truck with the morning sun baking him. This morning about 5:30 am,I'm sitting on my patio, having my Mocha, trying to start my day and the guy that lives behind me was over the back wall. i was like :ah: WTF. I just happened to be looking at one of my plants in that direction when this guys head pops up. He saw me see him and he was gone in 1 second. I wish my dogs had seen him. F'n weirdos. There is way to much drama going on in my hood. I need to move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior07 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Last night the Henderson PD finally busted my neighbor for DUI. This guy was driving around the neighbor hood and hit a van up the street, drove away and the kid who lives up chased him down the street, got him stopped, pulled the drunk out of the truck and took his keys, while his friend called the police. Now keep in mind he, the kid, is good friend with the Son in Law of the guy that got busted. This weirdo drunk freaks me out. He sits (passes out) in his truck for hours. I got up one morning and mowed my back yard. Open my side gate and the he was sleeping in his truck with the morning sun baking him. This morning about 5:30 am,I'm sitting on my patio, having my Mocha, trying to start my day and the guy that lives behind me was over the back wall. i was like :ah: WTF. I just happened to be looking at one of my plants in that direction when this guys head pops up. He saw me see him and he was gone in 1 second. I wish my dogs had seen him. F'n weirdos. There is way to much drama going on in my hood. I need to move. here's a pic for your avatar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 No chit warrior, thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 No chit warrior, thanks ya need to quit hangin out (literally) without a top on in your backyard skyz today, while teaching i hear the all-to-familiar sound of someone blowing through a straw (spitwads). so i go on acting like i didnt hear it. i got the kids on task and began walking around the room, this farkin kid raises his book up and starts to move his mouth toward his book. immediately i know this is my culprit. I watch him blow on one of those anodized aluminum slurpee straws you can buy now...and a spit wad goes flying up the class, and hits this girl in the back of her head.. i call him on it, write him a referral, and send him up to the office. i get a call about 2 hours later with my VP asking, "did you check his backpack?" i said no..... "well he had pornographic magazines in his backpack." cool...the kid is now expelled...2nd week of school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 ya need to quit hangin out (literally) without a top on in your backyard skyz today, while teaching i hear the all-to-familiar sound of someone blowing through a straw (spitwads). so i go on acting like i didnt hear it. i got the kids on task and began walking around the room, this farkin kid raises his book up and starts to move his mouth toward his book. immediately i know this is my culprit. I watch him blow on one of those anodized aluminum slurpee straws you can buy now...and a spit wad goes flying up the class, and hits this girl in the back of her head.. i call him on it, write him a referral, and send him up to the office. i get a call about 2 hours later with my VP asking, "did you check his backpack?" i said no..... "well he had pornographic magazines in his backpack." cool...the kid is now expelled...2nd week of school Bummer man, you missed out on some good stash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 here's a pic for your avatar I just had the best Idea I am going to enlarge that pic and tape it to his side of the wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Bummer man, you missed out on some good stash. what do i need porn for??? i got my hands full as it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 what do i need porn for??? i got my hands full as it is Full of what is what I don't want to think about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitcat Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Last night the Henderson PD finally busted my neighbor for DUI. This guy was driving around the neighbor hood and hit a van up the street, drove away and the kid who lives up chased him down the street, got him stopped, pulled the drunk out of the truck and took his keys, while his friend called the police. Now keep in mind he, the kid, is good friend with the Son in Law of the guy that got busted. This weirdo drunk freaks me out. He sits (passes out) in his truck for hours. I got up one morning and mowed my back yard. Open my side gate and the he was sleeping in his truck with the morning sun baking him. This morning about 5:30 am,I'm sitting on my patio, having my Mocha, trying to start my day and the guy that lives behind me was over the back wall. i was like :ah: WTF. I just happened to be looking at one of my plants in that direction when this guys head pops up. He saw me see him and he was gone in 1 second. I wish my dogs had seen him. F'n weirdos. There is way to much drama going on in my hood. I need to move. I read this and my first thought was, sounds like something that would happen in my hood - then I saw you live in Hendertucky (that's where we live)! Stupid niehgbors. My next door neighbors got booted. It the 2nd time that house has been in foreclosure. The effen last guy TOOK HIS TREES before he got the boot from the bank! Unbelievable!!! Now the bank put up these ghetto "No Trespassing - Bank Owned" signs on both garage doors and the front doors. I took down the ones on the garage - oops... I guess I was trespassing! Oh well!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 (edited) This is just to good to keep to myself. Dude next door just got busted AGAIN. Cops followed him down the 95 then they said something about Horizon Anyway I pic's this time. Priceless! Henderson PD was very cool. The Toe Head cop says to me, "Shall I pose" LMAO Finger Test FAIL Balance Test FAIL Going to jail PASS Edited September 2, 2008 by desertskyz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 (edited) I forgot to mention that his daughter and son in law where in the house the whole time and would not answer the door or come out in his defence. Edited September 2, 2008 by desertskyz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 ive got students in my pre-algebra classes that dont know their times tables.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 This is just to good to keep to myself. Dude next door just got busted AGAIN. Cops followed him down the 95 then they said something about Horizon Anyway I pic's this time. Priceless! Henderson PD was very cool. The Toe Head cop says to me, "Shall I pose" LMAO Finger Test FAIL Balance Test FAIL Going to jail PASS Great pics, skyz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingnut Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 So does that guy get extra charges for having the worlds dumbest haircut???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 YOU DO THE HONKEY POKEY AND TURN YO DRUNK AZZ 'ROUND, DATS WHAT IT BE ABOUT, YO ALRIGHT ALRIGHT.. socialism is alive and well in the CA public school system, i found out today i collected a math assignment today, and as i was inputting the scores in the gradebook, i noticed that one of my students paper's only had a couple problems finished. when i called him on it, he tells me that his 6th grade teacher gave him credit on what he could accomplish (not the first time i have heard about this certain teacher) im like, " Dude, that would be like you working at mc donalds, some one ordering a big mac, paying full price ,and you givin them a bun and a pickle" cant wait to call the parents on THIS one :deedledeemafackazzz: <actually needs to be a smiley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior07 Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 YOU DO THE HONKEY POKEY AND TURN YO DRUNK AZZ 'ROUND, DATS WHAT IT BE ABOUT, YO ALRIGHT ALRIGHT.. socialism is alive and well in the CA public school system, i found out today i collected a math assignment today, and as i was inputting the scores in the gradebook, i noticed that one of my students paper's only had a couple problems finished. when i called him on it, he tells me that his 6th grade teacher gave him credit on what he could accomplish (not the first time i have heard about this certain teacher) im like, " Dude, that would be like you working at mc donalds, some one ordering a big mac, paying full price ,and you givin them a bun and a pickle" cant wait to call the parents on THIS one :deedledeemafackazzz: <actually needs to be a smiley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAND~~SNAKE Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 WHATS That? DID HE PEE HIMSELF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 this is actually my story of the last two days im actually pretty proud of myself. i have neve r been very mechanically inclined, but lately, ive been pullin off some sh*t, like installing my gauges, with tapping the exhaust manifold and getting the boost reading. well, my ballz grew exponentially yesterday, as i got my airbags in the mail, and i decided to install them i got them put on the truck last night, but had to wait until today to plumb the air lines....i got about 10 psi in them now...and pretty damn happy with myself too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitcat Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Those pics are awesome! That guy is totally hot! Just kidding!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas style Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 WHATS That? DID HE PEE HIMSELF? think he is trying to get rid of the evidence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EY3BA11 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 So here i am sitting at charleston and burnham waiting for traffic to clear so i can make my left turn into our parking lot mind you in the center turning lane.. minding my own buisness when all of a sudden i hear tire screaching and this 10 colored dodge neon headed right at me.. i go ahhhh fk not AGAIN. Stupid fkin beaner side swiped me cuz he wasnt paying attention to the traffic that was stopped in front of him.. I wanted to get out and rip him a new one... Next thing i know he is mumbling someting in spanish and im thinkin great an idiot with no insurance great... luckily there were only superficial scratch's that i can buff out.. what a freakin way to start my day.. Not to mention i havent been able to make it 20 min without visiting the bathroom... No more slash x cheese fries for me.. those things fk'd me up... todays meal.. Pepto and water.. ugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltr450 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 So here i am sitting at charleston and burnham waiting for traffic to clear so i can make my left turn into our parking lot mind you in the center turning lane.. minding my own buisness when all of a sudden i hear tire screaching and this 10 colored dodge neon headed right at me.. i go ahhhh fk not AGAIN. Stupid fkin beaner side swiped me cuz he wasnt paying attention to the traffic that was stopped in front of him.. I wanted to get out and rip him a new one... Next thing i know he is mumbling someting in spanish and im thinkin great an idiot with no insurance great... luckily there were only superficial scratch's that i can buff out.. what a freakin way to start my day.. Not to mention i havent been able to make it 20 min without visiting the bathroom... No more slash x cheese fries for me.. those things fk'd me up... todays meal.. Pepto and water.. ugg It just seams that some cars just get hit more than others. My wife's audi A6 got hit three times, in one year. one on the side panel and back to back rear ends. we decited too get of it after the last accident and no more incidents for two years know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 So here i am sitting at charleston and burnham waiting for traffic to clear so i can make my left turn into our parking lot mind you in the center turning lane.. minding my own buisness when all of a sudden i hear tire screaching and this 10 colored dodge neon headed right at me.. i go ahhhh fk not AGAIN. Stupid fkin beaner side swiped me cuz he wasnt paying attention to the traffic that was stopped in front of him.. I wanted to get out and rip him a new one... Next thing i know he is mumbling someting in spanish and im thinkin great an idiot with no insurance great... luckily there were only superficial scratch's that i can buff out.. what a freakin way to start my day.. Not to mention i havent been able to make it 20 min without visiting the bathroom... No more slash x cheese fries for me.. those things fk'd me up... todays meal.. Pepto and water.. ugg the burger fries and onion rings did me ok, but fuggin JIMMY D's wife said he was gassy for the next two days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltr450rider Posted September 10, 2008 Author Share Posted September 10, 2008 (edited) I went to jury duty on monday . I woke up on the wrong side of the bed to begin with so I just dressed up in a t-shirt and dickies pants. Sat in traffic for an hour for a trip that should have only taken 30 mins. So now I'm walkin in to the joint. I get all situated in the juror waiting room and listen to some tune-skis on the iPod for about 2 hours :assrock: . Then they call my number for a panel . Got excused for lunch so I find an Applebees and knock back a few . Walk back into court feeling pretty good, not :drunk2: but a good little buzz . Then I'm the last number to get called for the panel and I feel like the place up. They start interviewing us and I start :rant_on: about how my mom was run over by a drunken Temple City Sheriff and he gets off scott free (The case had some T.C. sheriff's as witnesses). My :dumbass: tells the truth when they ask if I will let those feelings interfere with my decision and I said no . As they were interviewing the others I was trying to look as uninterested as possible and letting my eyes wander off and answering the other questions with "I don't get it" . The best was a dude who said he hates all cops . The judge and attorneys start drilling the dude to see if he's just saying it to get off the jury or if really feels that way. He sticks to his guns and was the first dude to get excused . They excuse a few more and ask the rest of us to come back tuesday . I get to sit another hour in traffic on the way home . Making a long story short they eventually excuse me before lunch today. I was so because the trial was supposed to last through next monday and I was going to lose out on a week of pay at work. So now I'm actually happy to go back to work and make some money. Edited September 10, 2008 by ltr450rider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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