Richard Cheese Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 West Virginia Man Charged with Assaulting an Officer Wednesday, September 24, 2008 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,427365,00.html A man arrested for driving under the influence in West Virginia got himself into a lot more trouble later at the police station. Jose Cruz was pulled over Monday night on Route 60 in South Charleston for driving with his headlights off. He was subsequently arrested after failing a series of sobriety tests, according to WSAZ TV in Charleston. During fingerprinting, Cruz then allegedly moved closer to one of the officers and passed gas, the station reported. In the complaint, the investigating officer wrote that police noticed a "very strong" odor. The alleged stunt led Cruz to be charged with another offense — battery on an officer — in addition to DUI and obstruction, WSAZ reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingnut Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I fart on my family and dogs every chance I get!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted September 25, 2008 Author Share Posted September 25, 2008 I fart on my family and dogs every chance I get!!!!! :black: i can only imagine what you do to your friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltr450rider Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Maybe he was trying to show his badazzness before going into jail. "Hey, thats the foo that farts on cops, stay away from him, he's hard foo" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewisclan Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted September 25, 2008 Author Share Posted September 25, 2008 stay away from him, he's hard foo" been doin some shower action in prison lately???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas style Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 still like to crop dust in public places malls grocery stores and work is fair game all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalnaughtyboy Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 (edited) Cop was prolly bummed cause he didn't get any corn!!! Edited September 25, 2008 by socalnaughtyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted September 25, 2008 Author Share Posted September 25, 2008 still like to crop dust in public places malls grocery stores and work is fair game all the time. i hAD some co-workers that LIKED to do that crap, and i called them on it "DAMMIT JOHN, QUIT FARTING IN THE LUNCH ROOM, IM TRYING TO EAT HERE" they stopped that sh*t, literally, real fast :poop: that, and pissin in their soda can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptNkllm Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 i can only imagine what you do to your friends Hes pitchen ... mini tents :flatbiller: Capt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EY3BA11 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 cropp dusting is awsome when in a mall or something similar you just draaaaaaag out a nice long silent stinky one then just grab a bench to sit down and watch the reactions on people faces LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 cropp dusting is awsome when in a mall or something similar you just draaaaaaag out a nice long silent stinky one then just grab a bench to sit down and watch the reactions on people faces LOL best done after consuming slash x chili cheese fries :B :poop: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 (edited) Why is it when guys do it, they think it is fun and funny, but give a girl a Giant Bean Burrito and see what happens. Damn! biotch! get the outta here, that's sick. did something die in there. Edited September 26, 2008 by desertskyz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior07 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Why is it when guys do it, they think it is fun and funny, but give a girl a Giant Bean Burrito and see what happens. Damn! biotch! get the outta here, that's sick. did something die in there. you hit the nail on the head ! but some ma fackaa did that chit at disneyland this last weekend walking in to get in line at the buzz light year ride -i said to the wife-->> ( :?: honey was that you ! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandawg Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 you hit the nail on the head ! but some ma fackaa did that chit at disneyland this last weekend walking in to get in line at the buzz light year ride -i said to the wife-->> ( :?: honey was that you ! ) Can't inagine what would have happened if he had "lit" that sucker like we did way back then!!! makes my eyes water to even think about it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted September 27, 2008 Author Share Posted September 27, 2008 ahhh the blue flames...the memories THAT brings back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandawg Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 ahhh the blue flames...the memories THAT brings back Who'd a thunk....an alternative "FUEL" 1 hard boiled egg, some popcorn, a big burrito and 6 beers = 3.79 miles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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